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Moneypenny CapCon #2 (?) Meee-yow!

Started by Banco , Aug 07 2008 02:38 PM

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#1 Banco

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 02:38 PM

ImTheMoneypenny did an great job on the previous Moneypenny CapCon -- it was really funny.

Okay, so here I go...

Everyone take a gander at Ms. Lois Maxwell and caption your heart out!

Winner will be announced on August 16th.


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#2 Vauxhall

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 02:39 PM

Banco - Isn't that a picture of Luciana Paluzzi?

If not, Maxwell certainly was a looker in her younger days...

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 02:43 PM

#1 Actress Ms. Lois Maxwell enjoying Mr. Connery's hairpiece on a lunctime break.

#2 In her first nude shot, Actress Ms. Lois Maxwell shows off her body 8 years after her last pubic trimming.

Edited by badclamsreturns, 07 August 2008 - 02:44 PM.

#4 danslittlefinger

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 02:44 PM

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Ms M posing for an early film "The Boa from Samoa"...


or

where the original inspiration for Pussy Galore came from..
(sorry had to do it)... :(

Edited by danslittlefinger, 07 August 2008 - 04:02 PM.

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 02:48 PM

December's cover of Bush Paradise.

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 03:05 PM

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Yes, it is Luciana Paluzzi. Anyway...



In response to Bond's boast of what he can do with his little finger, "Moneypenny" demonstrates what she can do with her right hand....

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 03:08 PM

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Yes, it is Luciana Paluzzi. Anyway...



I thought so...didnt want to stick my neck out though.

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 03:10 PM

Luciana Paluzzi starred as 'Seaweed Sally' before landing the job in Thunderball.

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 03:13 PM

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Brazilian waxing was not in fashion in the 60s...


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Posted 07 August 2008 - 03:37 PM

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Yes, it is Luciana Paluzzi. Anyway...



I thought so...didnt want to stick my neck out though.



The Daily Mail says its Lois Maxwell. Just look at her face, especially her cheeks. I definitely think its her. She was super sexy once.

http://www.dailymail...ne-dies-80.html

Edited by Banco, 07 August 2008 - 03:38 PM.

#11 ImTheMoneypenny

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 03:38 PM

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"I'd rather wear a Muppet than go naked."


*As a side note, in the Moneypenny/Lois Maxwell online image searches, I had found myself that this image comes up listed as 'Lois Maxwell' so I understand the oops. I nearly made the same error, myself , no worries Banco! :( Besides who can resist this pic? Perhaps we need to launch a Bond Girl/Moneypenny Cap Con, might broaden our fun?

#12 danslittlefinger

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 03:38 PM

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Yes, it is Luciana Paluzzi. Anyway...



I thought so...didnt want to stick my neck out though.



The Daily Mail says its Lois Maxwell. Just look at her face, especially her cheeks. I definitely think its her. Its apparently from a spread she did in Life magazine back in 1949, when she was known as an up and coming beauty in Hollywood. She was super sexy in her youth.

http://www.dailymail...ne-dies-80.html



No matter really...

#13 Banco

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 03:46 PM

Oh screw it. I was fooled by the Daily Mail. I'm a boob, and I fouled up. I'm very sorry. Should I post a new photo?

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 03:47 PM

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She poses with her hand stroking Daniel Craig's hair but had to gauge his height sitting down as he couldn't make the photoshoot. (She might have under-estimated a tad :( )

Edited by danslittlefinger, 07 August 2008 - 03:57 PM.

#15 ImTheMoneypenny

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 03:50 PM

Oh screw it. I was fooled by the Daily Mail. I'm a boob, and I fouled up. I'm very sorry. Should I post a new photo?



So is the Daily Mail wrong or is it really her? I certainly wasn't sure myself when I saw the listing. I thought it was very plausible.

What do we do, carry on anyway? It's certainly a good one for captions! And we've had nice ones already! :(

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 03:54 PM

There you have it. We continue. Winner to be announced with current picture as scheduled. Now let's make with the funnies!!! :(

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 03:55 PM

What do we do, carry on anyway? It's certainly a good one for captions! And we've had nice ones already! :)

or just rename the thread to Miss Furybelly. :(

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 04:05 PM

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"I'd rather wear a Muppet than go naked."


ROTL! ;)
ImTheMoneypenny, you rule! :( :)
(well, maybe I'm a little biased as a Muppets fan... :))

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 05:10 PM

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Another victim of the "Bond Girl Curse," Luciana was by 1969 reduced to doing adverts for an electrolysis clinic.

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Posted 08 August 2008 - 07:10 AM

[quote name='David_M' date='7 August 2008 - 18:10' post='900818']
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1995, and Martin Campbell's vision for the casting of a female M is considered to be just a little TOO radical by the producers..

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Posted 08 August 2008 - 07:31 AM

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Bond (off camera): Aren't we a little overdressed, Moneypenny?

#22 ImTheMoneypenny

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Posted 08 August 2008 - 11:39 AM

ROTL! ;)
ImTheMoneypenny, you rule! :( :)
(well, maybe I'm a little biased as a Muppets fan... :))


:D Thanks! Thought that'd get a chuckle.



Hey Banco congratulations you're having the most successful Moneypenny Madcap con yet!

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Posted 13 August 2008 - 09:31 AM

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Posted 13 August 2008 - 10:09 AM

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Bond: That's a sweet little boa you're almost wearing.

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Posted 13 August 2008 - 05:29 PM

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After an intensive love scene with Connery, she failed to realize that his toupee and chest hair was still stuck to her.. :(

Edited by danslittlefinger, 16 August 2008 - 01:29 AM.

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 02:53 PM

Last call for funnies! Winner announced tomorrow, 8/16/08.

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 12:53 AM

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It's uncertain whether she's Lois Maxwell. It *is* certain that CBn has some damn funny members!

Okay, so in the Olympic spirit, the winners:

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BRONZE: danslittlefinger

"where the original inspiration for Pussy Galore came from..."

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SILVER: ImTheMoneypenny

"I'd rather wear a Muppet than go naked."

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GOLD: David_M

"Another victim of the "Bond Girl Curse," Luciana was by 1969 reduced to doing adverts for an electrolysis clinic."

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Good luck with the next Moneypenny CapCon, David_M!
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