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[danslittlefinger]

Well after winning the last 'they feast' cap con (I'm still skipping), I hereby provide you with the next pic. I was intrigued by the "little finger" action in this pic but I will be further impressed by captions NOT mentioning that, CAN there be any? Whilst smuttiness is duly encouraged lets keep them under the XXX rating.

Indeed a conundrum. A challenge even.
I look forward to reading everyone's efforts. One week hence will be the result.
Release the hounds!!!

Edited by danslittlefinger, 07 August 2008 - 04:09 PM.

[badclamsreturns]

"Would you rather me insert my finger... or this bottle?"

[danslittlefinger]

"Would you rather me insert my finger... or this bottle?"

Oh my...

[badclamsreturns]

In response to his critics reasoning of his weaker protrayal of the James Bond character, Priece Brosnon describes how endowed he really is.

[badclamsreturns]

Richmond, VA. - On a hot July day, Pierce Brosnan keeps his pastey white complection by wearing a black leather jacket and not seen in photo, tight black leather pants with a crotch hole.

[hilly]

[/quote]

Pierce waited patiently while they positioned the cardboard cutout of Daniel Craig next to him.. All so that he could post the photo, captioned "I'm with Stupid" on craignotbond.com...It was all very sad...

[Judo chop]

While celebrating after what he thought was a successful vasectomy, a cool draft blows just so and Pierce soon discovers to his horror that his surgeon may have crossed a few wires.

[danslittlefinger]

ROTFL...stop it, y'all killing me...

[ImTheMoneypenny]

Following up his musical movie success of Mamma Mia, Brosnan toughened up his image with a leading role in the bio pic 'Toxic: Britney and K-Fed in Love.'. He is seen here unfortunately doing his own rapping.

[hilly]

[quote name='ImTheMoneypenny' date='7 August 2008 - 16:27' post='900763']



After the unfortunate incident on the set of Quantum of Solace, where the mayor invaded as a protest, word soon got around and all sorts of people with grudges against EON began forcing their way into camera shots..

or



During the Brosnan era, the Product Placement in Bond films began to get less and less subtle. Pierce is pictured here during a love scene with his leading lady..

[danslittlefinger]

Keep 'em coming, these are hilarious....

[Mister Asterix]

‘Hey Danny Boy, come let me show you
what I can do with my little finger.’

[David_M]

Richmond, VA. - On a hot July day, Pierce Brosnan keeps his pastey white complection by wearing a black leather jacket and not seen in photo, tight black leather pants with a crotch hole.

Hey, wait, I'm in Richmond, VA.

And yes, that really happened.



Desperate to prove he's still a celebrity, Brosnan poses for a photo with his arm around the guy who plays the Maytag Repairman (cropped out at the actor's request).

[Agent 76]

Pierce Brosnan desperate attempt at impersonating Daniel Craig

[Blofeld's Cat]

"Yo, mamma!"

"She has one; I am one"

[BoogieBond]

Pierce Brosnan, tries to hold a beer bottle like a real man, when unfortunately his pinkie finger slips out.

[hilly]

][/quote]


"I'll be back", said Pierce when he was "let go" as 007. And to underline the point he began dressing as The Terminator, much to the horror and dismay of his family.

[Judo chop]

While still struggling with the humiliation of being replaced as Bond, Pierce had this picture taken and mailed it to Daniel Craig enscribed with the caption:

“WATCH THE BIRDIE, YOU BASTARD"

By the time the shot was taken however, the bird had long since flown from his finger and the humorous effect was mostly lost.

[danslittlefinger]

Any last hurrah's before I pick the unfortunate winner ?????

No..?

Well this has been one of the toughest choices I had to make (apart from yesterday when I had to choose between a choccie Hob Nob or a choccie Digestive) anyway,
all were great but the Honourable Mention Role Call is:

ImTheMoneypenny with:

Following up his musical movie success of Mamma Mia, Brosnan toughened up his image with a leading role in the bio pic 'Toxic: Britney and K-Fed in Love.'. He is seen here unfortunately doing his own rapping.

(Couldn't think of anything more sinister than Brozzer rapping, had nightmares over that )


Judo Chop with:

While still struggling with the humiliation of being replaced as Bond, Pierce had this picture taken and mailed it to Daniel Craig enscribed with the caption:
“WATCH THE BIRDIE, YOU BASTARD"
By the time the shot was taken however, the bird had long since flown from his finger and the humorous effect was mostly lost.

(Reminded me of something Alexei Sayle (Scouser) would say, brilliant )


hilly with:
Pierce waited patiently while they positioned the cardboard cutout of Daniel Craig next to him.. All so that he could post the photo, captioned "I'm with Stupid" on craignotbond.com...It was all very sad...

(Great visual and indeed probably what the picture exactly was of )


But the winner is (drumroll and rim shot)...

Agent 76 with:

Pierce Brosnan desperate attempt at impersonating Daniel Craig.

(I did feel that Brozzer was trying a little too hard to appear a " cool everyman" here, let's face it, a beer and a leather jacket is hardly Brozzer...ergo: the caption was effective and to the point.. )

The torch is now with you my friend..use it wisely and God Speed.

Edited by danslittlefinger, 15 August 2008 - 05:47 PM.

[danslittlefinger]

Oh and thanks to everyone who played.

Everyone's a winner here.

[Agent 76]

WOW

second time i win one of these

thank you very much

soon I'll continue the cap con saga with another pic.