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[jaguar007]

You know the rules!

Next week

Same Bond Time

Same Bond Channel

[ImTheMoneypenny]

Be honest, does this hat make me look gay?

[Mister Asterix]

‘What the hell is my face doing in a Timothy Dalton
caption contest picture?’, said Mr Craig.

[Kilroy6644]

Okay, contest over! Mr* wins!



But just in case....



After all the build-up, it's hard not to be disappointed now that we've finally seen what he can do with his little finger.

[Jim]

Straggly hair? Check.
Red and black garb? Check.
The Jack White tribute act (stage name "Mr White? We need to SING!") was ready to go.

Although it was a little unclear why he had hung a cornish pasty around his neck.

[Banco]

"Damn it, Q, I don't care how many rockets this hat can fire off, how many X-ray photos this bow-tie can snap, or how sensitive this Geiger counter neck accessory is, I feel bloody ridiculous!"

Edited by Banco, 30 July 2008 - 07:54 PM.

[jgw007]

Finally! Deleted scenes from Casino Royale: The Special Collectors Edition.

Vesper: It doesn't bother you? Looking like a complete imbecile?
Craig: Well I wouldn't be very good at my job if it did....

[danslittlefinger]

Craig dares the git who nicked his left shoulder epilette to come back and fix it. (he doesn't and that person is now holding up one of the flyovers on the M-1)...

or:

Dan hopes he can successfully reboot another franchise - "The Gay Blade: Revenge of the Velvet Sword".

Edited by danslittlefinger, 02 August 2008 - 05:06 PM.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Charlie Higson's newest book series, as embodied by Daniel Craig: Bond: The Cavalier Years.

[Agent 76]

Being a Commander was not enough to Daniel Craig's Bond. you see?

[Skudor]

Finally the producers found a way to hide both Craig's blond hair and his relative shortness, by rebooting the franchise and setting it in the early 1800s.

[Banco]

"On His Majesty George III's Secret Service"

[Mercator]

My name is Columm, Nelson's Columm

[Judo chop]

"So you want me to be half shark, half minuteman?"

[danslittlefinger]

My name is Columm, Nelson's Columm

Very good...

[Judo chop]

Dreyden: “You needn't worry. The second is…”

Bond:

“Prepare to load!”

“Load cartridge!”

“Prime!”

“Insert Ramrod!”


“Pack powder!”


“SHOULDER ARMS!!!”


“MAKE READY!!!”


“PRESENT!!!”


“FIIIIIRE!!!”


<thump>


“Yes… considerably.”

[Aris007]

Dan looking in the mirror:"I think that's the best outfit for the Bond screentest! Yeah, the other one Connere, Connero, Connery whatever, appears with the kilt and is considered the best! That's better!"

[danslittlefinger]

The poor bloke TOTALLY misinterprets the words "period drama" after a fraught conversation with the gf.

or:

"You know, I had one HELL of a time trying to find matching shoes"

Edited by danslittlefinger, 02 August 2008 - 04:50 PM.

[jgw007]

I thought mine was good - but Judo Chop - Im still wiping tears from my eyes... hilarious!

[ImTheMoneypenny]

I thought mine was good - but Judo Chop - Im still wiping tears from my eyes... hilarious!

I second that! I'm still laughing!

[Agent 76]

Daniel took his french roots to seriously, when he wanted to dress like Napoleon in Quantum of Solace

[Blonde Bond]

Do I honestly look like I give a damn?

[Kilroy6644]

I thought mine was good - but Judo Chop - Im still wiping tears from my eyes... hilarious!

I second that! I'm still laughing!

It's a stroke of genius, that's for sure.

[David_M]

Though a bit put off at first, it was just as well Bond chose Vesper's donated dinner jacket over the one he'd packed for himself.

Edited by David_M, 01 August 2008 - 01:23 PM.

[Forward Look]

That's because she knew he was him.

[Joey Bond]

Sorry!? Sorry!? Why don't you try putting that in a full sentence like "sorry I've picked this dress and hat, make me look like an idiot and give the craignotbonders a time of their life", that kind of sorry?

[Royal Dalton]

"It's tailored!"

[Agent 76]

There was never a limit when it came to James Bond disguises

[BoogieBond]

Daniel Craig screentests for Bond. The producers decide to use the Bond/Drax confrontation "Unless you're a Pheasant" scene from Moonraker. Craig slightly overdresses for the part due to his eagerness.

You missed Mr Bond.
Yes, my aim was Skewered, one sympathises.

[Skudor]

Never has a man done more to hide his male pattern baldness.