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[David_M]

Well, Dr Blockbuster's off his meds again, because he picked my entry in the last Brosnan capcon in spite of my lame humor. Thus it falls to me to initiate the next round of competition, in which I promise to exercise complete fairness and equal treatment to all members of my family, however many times removed.

Let the sport...commence.

[Kalel577]

"Murgph, mmphg, MURGUPH!!!!" Translation: Damn it, I tell you, I AM JAMES BOND!"

[danslittlefinger]

Brozzers overacting again comes in handy when it's his turn at charades - (category - song - "Knick Knack Paddy Whack, give the dog a bone...")

[Skudor]

[/quote]

"Now don't be bone-headed Pierce, I'm sure you can continue your golden career tomorrow, the world is at your feet and another day will come for you. Now, drop the bone and I'll throw it again for you."

[hilly]

When rehearsals commenced,the Mamma Mia! singing coach realised that some drastic techniques would be required for certain members of the cast.......

[Mister Asterix]

The above photograph is the only remaining evidence
of the first attempt to replace Pierce Brosnan
with a ‘Blond Bond’.

[Bondian]

This old man, he played Bond. He played James Bond four-r-r times. With a nick-nack paddy-wack give a dog a bone, this old man's now in a mental home.

[jaguar007]

Further evidence that Pierce's Bond movies were dogs

[ImTheMoneypenny]

Pierce's first foray into music, under the stage name Pierced Bonesnan, was as the singer of the punk group Devil Dogs. No, he couldn't sing then either.

[dinovelvet]

Doctor - Why are you admitting this man to our asylum? He looks perfectly sane to me!
Broz - Casino Royale SUCKED, I tell you, and Craig was the worst Bond ever! I would have played it much better!!!
Doctor - Good God, this man IS insane. Let's get him medicated immediately!

[Kilroy6644]

In the lean years between Remington Steele and Goldeneye, Pierce Brosnan resorted to starring in Milk-Bone commercials.

[Blofeld's Cat]

A publicity shot from Pierce Brosnan's remake of Dog Day Afternoon.

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Come a little closer, Bond, and I can show you what I can do with my little finger..."

[Airrider]

Reports have been popping up that Pierce Brosnan is actually a particularly large schnauzer. When asked to comment, he foamed at the mouth, bit the leg of a reporter, and peed on a telephone pole.

[Skudor]

You fool! When I told you that you'd have to act barking mad to get you off through the insanity plea I didn't mean it literally!

[Agent 76]

Now here's the proof that Pierce was always the underdog in the Bond franchise.

[Skudor]

Her Majesty's most loyal corgi.

[Mercator]

Like a dog with a bond

[Skudor]

You know, Mr Brosnan, sometimes you're just too stubborn. Like a dog with a bone.

[Agent 76]

His Bad side is a dangerous place to be!

[Judo chop]

Police Chief: “Had enough yet, Mr. Brosnan? Are you going to give me the information I need? Perhaps some more time in the padded cell will help you think... maybe you want some more time on the operating table!? Is that what you want!? IS IT?!!"

Sergeant (off screen): “Forget it Captain... this guy won’t talk. I don’t think he knows any doctor jokes.”

[Skudor]

Oh do stop giving me that look Pierce, you asked me to bone you!

[Agent 76]

Brosnan wanted to take Bond into another level, but THIS wasn't what Eon had really in mind.

[00Twelve]

"Gniff Gnethuh hathenned thoo vee ogthuh thellow!!!"

[Skudor]

"Sorry Pierce, they'd run out of strawberry flavoured bones."

[Blofeld's Cat]

"Look! I'm wearing the
new Bond watch!"

[hilly]

[quote name='Blofeld's Cat' date='25 July 2008 - 13:16' post='895881']


After the iconic introductory shots of Connery in Dr No and Dalton in the Living Daylights, Brosnan felt a little cheated by his unveiling in Goldeneye..

Or

An unfortunate incident on the red carpet at the Casino Royale premiere as the creator of Craignotbond.com is recognised and intercepted

[David_M]

Okay, time's up.

Plenty of fun entries this time. 00Twelve gets kudos for the OHMSS reference:

"Gniff Gnethuh hathenned thoo vee ogthuh thellow!!!"

And the Steve Allen Memorial Award for old-school, seltzer-down-your-pants jokery goes to Airrider with:

Reports have been popping up that Pierce Brosnan is actually a particularly large schnauzer. When asked to comment, he foamed at the mouth, bit the leg of a reporter, and peed on a telephone pole.

But what made me laugh most was hilly's double-whammy of these two gems:

After the iconic introductory shots of Connery in Dr No and Dalton in the Living Daylights, Brosnan felt a little cheated by his unveiling in Goldeneye..

Or

An unfortunate incident on the red carpet at the Casino Royale premiere as the creator of Craignotbond.com is recognised and intercepted

...either of which could probably have won.

Thus, I now pass to hilly the daunting task of unearthing yet another photo of Brozza for all to mock.