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[Skudor]

Winner pickings occuring sometime next Wednesday I reckon.

Not easy finding pictures - and amazing how much Mr Craig has changed since before CASINO ROYALE. Simply amazing.

Anyway, feast your eyes on this lovely snap and then come up with something amusing to say about it. Naughty jokes always go down well.

[Vauxhall]

"With a great deal of concentration, Daniel performs the hands-free backrub."

[danslittlefinger]

Dan gazes adoringly at his Eva in awe and wonders what Babs would look like in the same pose...


OR

Dan's theory: if I turn on enough sexual chemistry then it'll create a diversion from my godawful turn-ups.

Edited by danslittlefinger, 24 July 2008 - 05:07 PM.

[Aris007]

Craig: What's wrong darling! You look very tense!
Eva: I meant take me to the stars no to the stairs!

Edited by aris007, 22 July 2008 - 03:41 PM.

[hilly]

[quote name='aris007' date='22 July 2008 - 16:41' post='894625']


Dan " Woah! I've just reminded MYSELF what I can do with my little finger"

[Zorin Industries]

"The ceiling needs doing"

[DamnCoffee]

Eva: Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just pleased to see me!?

[ImTheMoneypenny]

Dan: "You know I can see all the way down your dress."

Eva:" Yes, and if I'm not careful I can see all the way up your nose."

[jaguar007]

Here they form the letter "T"
"T" is for Ta Tas
We squeeze them when we are happy
we squeeze them when we are sad
We squeeze them all over this great big land

next letter is "U"

"U" is for umbrella, we take is if it rains, we hope we shaln't needed it, till we are home again!

[DamnCoffee]

Here they form the letter "T"
"T" is for Ta Tas
We squeeze them when we are happy
we squeeze them when we are sad
We squeeze them all over this great big land

next letter is "U"

"U" is for umbrella, we take is if it rains, we hope we shaln't needed it, till we are home again!

LMAO! That seriously made me laugh!

[Agent 76]

Daniel Craig: We had really a bad time on the Venice locations, we even had to sleep in the hotel stairs, it was awfull man..

[Judo chop]

Bond fans from all around the world flocked to Pinewood Studios to see the new ceiling mural.

[Judo chop]

Craig: “Man, those are BIG! And soft, I betcha. Oh, what I wouldn’t give to lay my head right in between…”

Eva: “Excuse me!?”

Craig: “The pillows. They’re huge.”

- or -

Vesper: “By the cut of your suit, I can see you went to Oxford or wherever.”

Bond: “By the cut of your dress, I can see you went to a smaller bra size.”

[Kilroy6644]

Danny and Eva snuggle on the set of Kingdom of Heaven 2: Electric Boogaloo.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Stoop sitting has never looked so luxurious.

[hilly]

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As Dan silently congratulated himself on studying the Bond films and prepared to put all that ladykilling Bond charm into action and go for a surreptitious grope, Eva was equally smug. Last night she'd watched Diamonds Are Forever and had a mousetrap hidden in her bra..

[Skudor]

The winner pickings have been doing:


First the honourable mentions.

Made me chuckle every time:

Dan gazes adoringly at his Eva in awe and wonders what Babs would look like in the same pose...

Suitably filthy:

Eva: Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just pleased to see me!?

Greatest comeback:

Dan: "You know I can see all the way down your dress."

Eva:" Yes, and if I'm not careful I can see all the way up your nose."

I always read Evas lines in this one in her lovely Casino Royale accent:

Craig: “Man, those are BIG! And soft, I betcha. Oh, what I wouldn’t give to lay my head right in between…”

Eva: “Excuse me!?”

Craig: “The pillows. They’re huge.”

- or -

Vesper: “By the cut of your suit, I can see you went to Oxford or wherever.”

Bond: “By the cut of your dress, I can see you went to a smaller bra size.”

Best grope joke:

As Dan silently congratulated himself on studying the Bond films and prepared to put all that ladykilling Bond charm into action and go for a surreptitious grope, Eva was equally smug. Last night she'd watched Diamonds Are Forever and had a mousetrap hidden in her bra..

But the winner, with hilarious use of classic Bond dialogue is jaguar007 with this one (using Diamonds Are Forever as well):

Here they form the letter "T"
"T" is for Ta Tas
We squeeze them when we are happy
we squeeze them when we are sad
We squeeze them all over this great big land

next letter is "U"

"U" is for umbrella, we take is if it rains, we hope we shaln't needed it, till we are home again!

Over to jaguar007...

[jaguar007]

Thank you Skudor.

NEver worry never fear

a new Craig cap con will soon be here!