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The Craigmeister CapCon!

Started by Agent 76 , Jul 15 2008 05:50 PM

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#1 Agent 76

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 05:50 PM

Well ladies and gentleman, the fun has returned! :tup:

It's time for good and long laughs, you know what to do, so.... have FUN! :tup:



ps: I'll announce the winner next tuesday.

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#2 Mister Asterix

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 05:55 PM

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Hahaha... Damn, I look sexy in a lifevest.


#3 Aris007

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 05:56 PM

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Girl: I want you to show me what you can do with your little finger.
Dan: Ha, ha, ha. You don't believe this bull[censored], do you?
Girl: I do!
Dan: Oh, crap!

#4 MkB

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 05:58 PM

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DC: "... and they said: 'C'mon, this guy wore a life-jacket on the speedboat, how ridiculous is that? He is going to ruin Bond!'... WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA!"

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#5 Judo chop

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 06:39 PM

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Craig: “Hey, check me out… I’m a seaman. Get it? A se-men! And this is my little dingy. But don’t worry, it’s got a big mast… p’fhahahaha! Little dingy with a big MAST!!! Are you getting all this?!! Oh, I know, I know… don’t tell me… I’m so nautical. Get it? NAUGHTY-cal! HAHAHAHAHAHA!...”

Woman: <oh… my… GOD!>

#6 danslittlefinger

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 08:18 PM

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Dan to Satsuki (lauging like a kid): Honey, which one am I? Seaman Sam or Master Bates?
(The gf smiles passively wishing he would shut the hell up).

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#7 chriso

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 08:31 PM

Craig: "3 years ago, I forgot to put on the life-jacket...(laughs)"
GF: "(smiles) That's right, but 3 years later, you've forgotten to put it right on!"

#8 Conlazmoodalbrocra

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 08:52 PM

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Daniel: What's going on behind my back?
Girl: Nothing, look, no hands!

#9 jaguar007

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 09:04 PM

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"I love how the built the his & her toilets right on the deck of the boat"

#10 jgw007

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 09:05 PM

Honey - look over there - that guy trying to sing to Meryl Streep on that rock over there - on that island...that WAS Pierce Brosnan!

#11 Kilroy6644

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 11:09 PM

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Danny never could resist the opportunity to plant a whoopee cushion.

#12 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 11:39 PM


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"I hope my big end will stand up to this..."


#13 Airrider

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Posted 16 July 2008 - 02:05 AM

"Oh, by the way, I got a new---" *CRACK!* "...cat..."

#14 Blofeld's Cat

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Posted 16 July 2008 - 03:50 AM

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James Bond and Kissy Satsuki enjoy a montage moment.

#15 Skudor

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Posted 18 July 2008 - 01:02 PM

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DC: "Baby, no more of that spanking business! I can't even sit properly today. Ouch..."

#16 Agent 76

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Posted 22 July 2008 - 10:10 AM

Well ladies and gentleman, today is the day! :tup:

here it goes:

3rd place:
Aris007

Girl: I want you to show me what you can do with your little finger.
Dan: Ha, ha, ha. You don't believe this bull, do you?
Girl: I do!
Dan: Oh, crap!


2nd place:
MkB

DC: "... and they said: 'C'mon, this guy wore a life-jacket on the speedboat, how ridiculous is that? He is going to ruin Bond!'... WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA!"


and the winner is..............................................................

Skudor

with...

DC: "Baby, no more of that spanking business! I can't even sit properly today. Ouch..."


Over to you Skudor! :(

Congratulations to all :tup:

#17 Skudor

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Posted 22 July 2008 - 10:14 AM

Hey, thanks very much! :tup:

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