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[Judo chop]

All the captions Tim's had to appear in over the last 12 months has obviously taken its toll, 'cause this is one tired looking family.



The winner will be telepathically alerted of their victory in their dreams on the eve of next Wednesday.

[danslittlefinger]

Tim ponders two questions as he poses: "Life after Bond really sucks" and "I wonder if the carpet matches the curtains?".

Edited by danslittlefinger, 09 July 2008 - 10:52 PM.

[dinovelvet]

The Dalton family portraits were always a little disturbing.

OR

Timothy Dalton's screentest for the lead role on CSI was ruined when he insisted that Grissom should carry a gun and a baby with him everywhere.

[Kilroy6644]

As a die-hard SIG fan, the baby was quite worried when Tim showed up armed with a Glock.

[Skudor]

The concept for the sitcom "My Name is Earl" originally had a harder edge.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

In an interview with Albert R. Broccoli, it was revealed that Diamonds Are Forever was to end with Bond and Tiffany getting married and starting a family. Timothy Dalton was all lined up to be Connery's replacement, and even went as far as making this pre-release movie poster, before the producers had a change of heart and went for Roger Moore instead. Oh what could have been...

[Skudor]

Mrs Dalton became somewhat worried when Timothy picked up the gun and said "I hate gingers!".

[Airrider]

The world's first and only family gunbarrel sequence, which has the first and only scene involving a baby handling a firearm.

[Publius]

"His Dad side is a dangerous place to be."

[Skudor]

Although relieved that the baby didn't turn out ginger Tim was very dissappointed that his son already had thinning hair. He hoped a bit of pistol whipping would turn the kid into a man!

[David_M]

Shown here near the end of his hours-long stand-off with the police, actor Timothy Dalton holds his barber's family hostage to demand a full refund for the tragically botched "Clooney" cut.

[Agent 76]

Timothy Dalton screentests for the role of Martin Riggs in Lethal Weapon
of course without Gibson's curly hair it obviously went wrong...

[Skudor]

Ginger wondered if Timothy had another gun in his pants or whether he was just very excited by her blue denim jacket.

[Skudor]

Timothy took Cubby's instructions to toughen his image a little too seriously.

[ImTheMoneypenny]

Dalton has been known to take extreme measures to guard his family's privacy.

Edited by ImTheMoneypenny, 22 July 2008 - 06:46 PM.

[Judo chop]

Fortunately for these two people, I’m prone to give out my awards based on raw stupidity.

A very fine and well-constructed effort by newcomer Airrider gets the runner-up mention.

The world's first and only family gunbarrel sequence, which has the first and only scene involving a baby handling a firearm.

But this one is particularly lame and obvious, and that’s where the genius lies. I’m still chuckling.

"His Dad side is a dangerous place to be."

Go Pub!