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[Skudor]

Post your hilarious captions to this stunner of a picture.

I'll pick the winner early next week.

[Judo chop]

Roger: “Oh yeah… you KNOW I’m about to tap that!”

<uncomfortable pause>

Roger: “Well, no… not now. But you know I will LATER! YEAH BOOIEEEE!”

<uncomfortable pause>

Roger: “Well, no, probably not later either. But you KNOW I want to!”

<uncomfortable pause>

Roger: “No, no… not really. I actually couldn’t care less. I’m going to take a nap now.”

[dodge]

Rog: Put your clothes on...and buy me an ice cream!

[Aris007]

Roger: Hello, there!
Girl: Hi, Sir Roger Moore! I find you very preety today!
Roger: That's because you know what I can do with my little can of... pills!
Girl: No, that's because I want your money!

[danslittlefinger]

After Simon Cowell turned it down, Roger Moore stands erect as the new spokesman for Vıagra (but the ultimate humiliation strikes as he fails to rise to the occasion as his eyebrows finally fail him).

Edited by danslittlefinger, 11 July 2008 - 06:09 PM.

[Skudor]

Some good ones so far - keep them coming!

[Judo chop]

Roger stands proud with the knowledge that his great-granddaughter’s figure is being used to decorate Skudor’s signature banner.

[Skudor]

Anyone having problems viewing the image (I've had some reports but it works for me).
Works very well in fact.


PS - Please could a kindly mod add an apostrophy before the S in Rogers (ie Roger's) in the heading... it's really bugging me. I'm breaking out in hives here.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Anyone having problems viewing the image (I've had some reports but it works for me).
Works very well in fact.

No, I can't see either.

PS - Please could a kindly mod add an apostrophy before the S in Rogers (ie Roger's) in the heading... it's really bugging me. I'm breaking out in hives here.

Done.

[Skudor]

Thanks BC!

Strange with the picture... will try to find a replacement pronto.

Better?:

[Blofeld's Cat]

Thanks BC!

Strange with the picture... will try to find a replacement pronto.

Actually, if the image is one with Rog looking over some bikini-ed Babe by the poolside, then I HAVE seen it. But not now. Strange.

EDIT: In the time it took to do this post the image appears in your post above. Even stranger?

[Skudor]

Thanks BC!

Strange with the picture... will try to find a replacement pronto.

Actually, if the image is one with Rog looking over some bikini-ed Babe by the poolside, then I HAVE seen it. But not now. Strange.

EDIT: In the time it took to do this post the image appears in your post above. Even stranger?

Merely an edit - I'm very good at finding pictures of scantily clad women on the web

[Blofeld's Cat]

Thanks BC!

Strange with the picture... will try to find a replacement pronto.

Actually, if the image is one with Rog looking over some bikini-ed Babe by the poolside, then I HAVE seen it. But not now. Strange.

EDIT: In the time it took to do this post the image appears in your post above. Even stranger?

Merely an edit - I'm very good at finding pictures of scantily clad women on the web

I assumed that my good fellow.



"I don't mind an umbrella in my drink, but
not in my date.....Or hers for that matter!"

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Roger Moore stood by the pool, admiring the beautiful young blonde sat at the side. His heart began to beat faster and faster. He felt just like a kid again...so at that moment, he pushed her in and ran off.

[Blonde Bond]

Hi there young lady! Today I will be giving the swimming lessons.

Now let's see some of those breaststrokes!

[Bondian]

Roger "I was once an action hero. Played James Bond 007 times. (some might say that I was the best James Bond). Was Simon Templar for 007 years. Have always played heroes both in the UK and abroad. Have been voted the worlds sexiest man on several occasions. I am tall, nearly 81 and still virile"

Girl "Never mind that. I was going to offer you a BJ anyway".

[Kilroy6644]

As Roger stumbled upon nubile young Heidi sunbathing in the nude, his keen eyes noted the fact that she had attempted to cover her tan lines with spray tan.

[Skudor]

Last orders! I'll be ending this sordid affair by close of business today.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Roger looks with longing on the body he used to have.

[Skudor]

A lot of funny entries, but judgement has been passed.

Two runners up, in no particular order:

For use of props:

"I don't mind an umbrella in my drink, but
not in my date.....Or hers for that matter!"

For happy ending:

Roger "I was once an action hero. Played James Bond 007 times. (some might say that I was the best James Bond). Was Simon Templar for 007 years. Have always played heroes both in the UK and abroad. Have been voted the worlds sexiest man on several occasions. I am tall, nearly 81 and still virile"

Girl "Never mind that. I was going to offer you a BJ anyway".

The winner, for making me chuckle:

Roger: “Oh yeah… you KNOW I’m about to tap that!”

<uncomfortable pause>

Roger: “Well, no… not now. But you know I will LATER! YEAH BOOIEEEE!”

<uncomfortable pause>

Roger: “Well, no, probably not later either. But you KNOW I want to!”

<uncomfortable pause>

Roger: “No, no… not really. I actually couldn’t care less. I’m going to take a nap now.”

Over to you Judo chop!

[Judo chop]

Over to you Judo chop!

I choose to accept this mission, sir!

New Rodgy will be arriving shortly…

[Skudor]

Just how shortly would that be?

[Judo chop]

My heavens. I really do suck, don’t I?