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[echomusic]

Somehow I won last round, even with the joke being misspelled...i'm an idiot...

Here you go, have fun...
(should we have a sticky thread with all of the pics so we can reference to see if we're posting original pics?)

[ImTheMoneypenny]

'Oh good look my new re-shoot script arrived. . . When did I go from co-star to extra?'

[Mister Asterix]

‘According to these results
you are Stephanie Broadchest
and you do not have a strict
Roman Catholic upbringing...’

[Skudor]

DC: "Gosh, I can't believe this picture. Is my haircut really THAT bad?"

[Judo chop]

Well, Nikki… it’s good news. Based on these results from forensics, I think we can prove beyond a reasonable doubt that your ex-husband did, in fact, cause the damage to your couch.

[dinovelvet]

-What do you have there, Dan?
-Its a telegram from Pierce Brosnan, congratulating me on getting the Bond role. Thing is though, they censor out all the swearing, so I can't quite make it all out. All that's left are the words "up", "your", "If I ever see you I'll...", and "red hot poker". Wow, he sounds really excited for me, eh, Nicole?
-Um...yeah.

[hilly]

"What do you think of these? Barbara Broccoli wants me to wear them as I'm walking out of the sea. I'm worried that maybe they'll be a little tight and revealing and I wouldn't want to be upstaged by a pair of swimming trunks. Maybe I'll try the blue ones instead...."

[danslittlefinger]

Craig: " I've tested positive for nyphomania!"
Kidman:"Probably caught that when you were in Siena".

Edited by danslittlefinger, 25 June 2008 - 03:13 AM.

[Airrider]

The new James Bond movie's gentle re-introduction of gadgets starts with a more advanced version of Bond's previous tracker chip.
If you thought the injection into his forearm via big syringe gun thing was painful, the suppository is something completely different...

Edited by Airrider, 28 June 2008 - 09:41 PM.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Dr Craig: I'm afraid your test results don't look good Miss Kidman
Nicole: Oh dear...
Dr Craig: I think you deserve to hear the full story, I won't water it down
Nicole: OK
Dr. Craig: Well, there's only one way to put it Miss Kidman...you are...a ginger
Nicole: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bondian]

Craig "Ah, that's nice of them"

Kidman "Nice of whom?"

Craig "EON Productions. They've sent me a carpet beater for my Birthday"

Kidman "I'm sure you'll be nuts over it"

[Kilroy6644]

"Wow! I've never seen one of those before!"
Though it was the same every time, she never tired of watching the new gynecologists on their first day.



(And I'll be damned if I didn't spell "gynecologists" right on the first try! Woo-hoo!)

[David_M]

Wow, honey, this is really exciting. Now according to the e-mail, I only have to mail this check for $5,000 dollars to the nephew of Nairobi's ex-president and his entire fortune of $20 million will be transferred to our account!"

Edited by David_M, 25 June 2008 - 02:16 AM.

[Quantumofsolace007]

hmm apparently I CAN do a lot with my little finger

[Skudor]

Nicole: Wow! Is that yours?

Dan: Yeah, it is. Big isn't it?

Nicole: Extremely! Can I have a go? Like a test ride?

Dan: Ehm. Sure. Well, I don't know what my girlfriend would say.

Nicole: I'm sure she wouldn't mind. Please? I'll have a word with her.

Dan: Ok. Your place or mine?

Nicole: How about here? In the corridor?

Dan: No - it's too big for this corridor.

Nicole: Really? I used to play with my brother's one anywhere. It wasn't a problem.
Tom's too - but his was a mini.

Dan: No it won't do with mine. Maybe the parking lot.

Nicole: Ok - whip it out and let me have a go.

Dan: Alright. But be careful. You need to be really gentle with it. Toy helicopters are almost as difficult to fly as the real thing.

[HH007]

Dan: This ain't no Etch-A-Sketch, your eggo is preggo.

Nicole: Uggh... that little pink plus sign is so unholy!

[hilly]

Nicole and Daniel were already filming the sequel to "The Invasion" when they saw the less than enthusiastic reviews....

[Aris007]

Dan: Oh that's an invasion!

[David_M]

"Okay, then I say, 'Good luck, Mrs. Jackson. Your canker -'"

"Dan, I think that's pronounced CAN-SER."

"Oh, right. Your can-ser tests came back and the tumor is be-niggin."

"Be-nine."

"Oh hell, there's too many big words in this script. Can't I just put on some speedos and pout instead?"

[Agent 76]

"We know were you live Mr Craig!


signed: craignotbond.com"

[00Twelve]

"Dan, love, it's your mother. I'm sorry to leave a note in your pocket like this, but you know how I hate confrontation.

A doctor should really wear a shirt and tie to work, dear."

[hilly]

October 2005
"Its from the Bond people. It seems that there's been a mix-up. Barbara Broccoli didn't have her glasses on when she phoned the successful candidate and dialled the wrong number. Apparently Craig David is James Bond..."

[Skudor]

Wow! A cheque for £27! And all I need to do is appear in a movie in really gay looking swimming trunks?

[Mr. Blofeld]

Nicole does not look amused as Danny attempts to pass off the "I have no armour left" monologue as serious poetry.

[Blonde Bond]

Nicole: Dan, what's that letter?
Dan: Oh, nothing. These are just the last minute details and it only says what preparations I need to take before I can begin on shooting my next movie. It is the next Bond BTW. Have you heard about him?

Nicole: No. What's it about?
Dan: We'll it's about this handsome british chap..
Nicole: *bursts in laughter* Wait... wait! You're saying you're playing a "handsome chap"? How do you need to prepare?

Dan: Well first thing it tells me to is to get a lot of sun...
Nicole: Well, you are bit of the pale side
Dan: *muttering* ... look who's talking, ginger...
Nicole: Well, what then?!
Dan: It also says I need to put on some weight..
Nicole: Well you're awfully scrawny..
Dan: Well, yes...
Nicole: And it doesn't say nothing about, like taking a plastic surgery?
Dan: What are you trying to say, Nicole?
Nicole: Well, it's not like you're all that handsome. Not like my ex-hubby, Tom... oh Tommy... I still dream of you.
Dan: Well, at least I'm not short like your Tommy..
Nicole: *checks dan from head to toe* Well actually you are. Maybe even too short for people to take you seriously.
Dan: Am not!
Nicole: Are too!
Dan: Well I'm not in a relationship where sex's not allowed...
Nicole: What's that supposed to mean?!
Dan: Oh, nothing... *starts to whistle the mission impossible theme* Gay...gay..gay...gay

etc...

[Blofeld's Cat]

Nice list, Nic. I kind of like "Sunday Rose"
myself.

[dinovelvet]

Nice list, Nic. I kind of like "Sunday Rose"
myself.

VERY clever. You should get the IQ points for that one!!!

Was she even pregnant when this caption contest started?

[Skudor]

So the name of the father is on this list? I can do a DNA test on most of them. Not Tom Cruise though - he doesn't have any DNA.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Nice list, Nic. I kind of like "Sunday Rose"
myself.

VERY clever. You should get the IQ points for that one!!!

Was she even pregnant when this caption contest started?

LOL to both comments.

[echomusic]

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Was she even pregnant when this caption contest started?
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Alright smart !
I get it, I get it!

I started the contest and forgot to finish it!


Here we go…

Runner Up
Skudor
DC: "Gosh, I can't believe this picture. Is my haircut really THAT bad?"


Third place
David M
"Okay, then I say, 'Good luck, Mrs. Jackson. Your canker -'"

"Dan, I think that's pronounced CAN-SER."

"Oh, right. Your can-ser tests came back and the tumor is be-niggin."

"Be-nine."

"Oh hell, there's too many big words in this script. Can't I just put on some speedos and pout instead?"


Second Place
(coming in at the last minute)

Blofeld’s Cat

Nice list, Nic. I kind of like "Sunday Rose"
myself.

But the one that made me laugh the most (and leave a little piddle on the seat)


First Place

Agent 76
"We know were you live Mr Craig!


signed: craignotbond.com"


It's yours
Hopefully you won't forget like I did