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[David_M]

Well, I've stepped in it again. After promising myself to stay out of the last contest, I blew it all in the eleventh hour and here I am again, searching the 'net for an unused photo. Surely this one's been done before, but if not, let the sport commence. Judging ends Monday, June 23.

[dodge]

Craig: Thank you, ma'am. It is a monster, but--for you--anytime, anywhere.

[00Twelve]

Are we sure we haven't had this one? I'm not totally sure myself. Gotta go to work in a sec, so I don't have time to double check.

May not be a huge deal, anyway.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

One was most displeased to see one's balls whipped.

[Judo chop]

Craig to penis: “Not NOW, Kato! NOT NOW!!!”

[ImTheMoneypenny]

Craig's inner dialogue: "Don't look at Her Majesty's boobs. . . Don't look at Her Majesty's boobs. . . Don't look at Her Majesty's boob. . . For Godsakes man, if you ever want to be Sir Daniel, keep your eyes on your shoes!"

[Aris007]

Damn, I forgot to close it again. Attention please! If you see a BIG snake on the floor, be very caucious. It's mine!

[Skudor]

"Mr Craig - I see you are not wearing a life jacket today."

[echomusic]

Naroclepsy. It can strike ANYTIME.

Edited by echomusic, 16 June 2008 - 12:32 PM.

[Skudor]

So Mr Craig, if I gave you a knighthood would you turn up in those blue swimming trunks? I bought a pairs for Philip and the boys after seeing your film.

[Airrider]

In that instant, Daniel Craig's night went from "Red Letter" to "Must Forget" when he realized the Queen's tailors had made a very telling mistake measuring the neckline of her dress.

[Judo chop]

Craig: “It’s an enormous honor Mr. Tamahori. Truly. I owe my own success to your great work on Die Another Day.”

Wilson: “Psst… Dan… wrong queen.”

[Blofeld's Cat]

"Hmm, this is the closest I've been to her Majesty's secret cervix"

[Mr. Blofeld]

Boy, Mikey sure looks jealous...

[honour]

A little known fact:Daniel Craig is narcoleptic

[Royal Dalton]

The Queen: "One is pleased to meet you again, Mr. Brosnan."

[dinovelvet]

Her Maj : "Sorry I'm late, one was busy uploading one's latest photoshopped homoerotic Daniel Craig pictures to craignotbond.com."
MGW : "Ma'am, allow me to introduce you to Daniel Craig"
Her Maj : "Well this is bloody awkward".

[Bondian]

HRH "One must pop over for tea sometime at my little pad down at Windsor"

Craig "Are you offering me a 'Knighthood', ma'am?"

HRH "Bollocks to that my lad. Wondered if it would improve our sex life if you gave Philip a gonad beating with my new 'Dyson'"

[Skudor]

"So Mr Craig, what exactly is it that you do with your little finger?"



Or


Eva whispering to Daniel: "The old hag isn't even wearing eyeliner!"

[Aris007]

Fellow: Look down you idiot! You don't want to get photographed with her, do you?

[danslittlefinger]

Craig decides at the last minute not to head butt Her Madge as he promised his mates down the pub a few days before (and chickens out of offering her a sip of the open can of Heineken he has behind his back.)

The Queen looks relieved.
Dan loses major bet.

Edited by danslittlefinger, 17 June 2008 - 11:56 PM.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

You're little finger...I want it!

[Double-Oh-Zero]

"I, um...

oh...err...

...such an...er, honour this is. Umm. Oh, God, I'm SO sorry about this, I'm just SO bloody nervous. Never thought this day would come, y'know? Sweating like a madman right now, but---oh, GOD, why did I say that!? Forgive me for being such a bumbling idiot here, I just...oh. Oh, right, you'll need your hand back. Sorrysorrysorry. God, that's embarrassing, isn't it? You must think I'm such a fool...err. Right, well, thank you for this."

...said Her Majesty.

[Agent 76]

Queen: You changed your shirt, Mr Craig. I hope our little meeting isn't causing you to perspire.

Daniel Craig: A little. But I won't consider myself to be in trouble until I start drinking champagne.

[Golden Claw]

First time I'm participating in a caption contest. I've checked out all the previous ones but couldn't see some of the pictures. Hope I do ok.

Danny (to himself): there must be a better way to receive a knighthood than this. *yawns*

OR

James Bond, on her majesty's secret service.

OR

MGW: Your majesty, I present to you Vladimir Putin, former President of Russia.

OR

QE2: Oh it's such a pleasure to meet you, young man. I've heard so much about you.
Danny: I'm honoured, Your Majesty.
QE2: I really enjoyed your performance as Jeremy Brown in Mind Your Language, Mr. Evans.
Danny: ----

Gah, I could've done better than this!

Edited by Golden Claw, 22 June 2008 - 06:50 AM.

[danslittlefinger]

Knowing the power of his stare, Dan now refuses to look anybody in the eye (he's also sick and tired of stepping over fainted women).

Edited by danslittlefinger, 24 June 2008 - 01:06 AM.

[Skudor]

Michael glanced quickly at his cheat notes to make sure he'd get the old lady's name right when introducing her to Pierce Brosnan.

[Royal Dalton]

"So, Mr. Craig, what the does Quantum of Solace mean?"

[David_M]

Thanks for the entries, folks. Lots of fun stuff as usual. Guess I should've known where most of the gags would go when I picked a photo of Craig looking down, which may be why my favorite entry this time goes in another direction entirely. I'm giving it to echomusic for:

Naroclepsy. It can strike ANYTIME.

This despite the fact that even though the entry shows an "edit" on June 16, the word "Narcolepsy" is still spelled wrong! (Hey, I kid because I love)

Congrats and on to the next round!

[hilly]

As filming gets underway on Bond 23- Devil May Care- an inspired piece of casting for the monkey-pawed villain Julius Gorner is revealed