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[Judo chop]

Thanks to David_M, I get to see what you make of this predicament.



Keep the gloves up. No rabbit or kidney punches, gentlemen. I want a good clean fight.

[Skudor]

"Get. Your. Head. Down there. It doesn't stay up for long at my age!"

[Judo chop]

Off to a good start.

[Jim]

"Remove his teeth. Unscrew his head. Enemy immobilised. Easy."

[danslittlefinger]

Rog demonstrates the ventriloquist talents he's honed in retirement with the old fav "Gottle of Geer, Gottle of Geer".

[Skudor]

"Spit it our Richard. Spit it out. You're in no condition to be eating vıagra."

[jaguar007]

After the enormous success of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Krystal Skull, the trend of ressurecting old action heroes continues. Here is a clip of Roger Moore returning to the role of James Bond and battling a senior citizen Jaws in "The Man With The Golden Gums"

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"Keep your mouth shut Richard! Yes I know, but if they realise there were never any Aston Martin's in the BOnd movies we made, they may kick us out!"

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Oh, yes, you're laughing now, Jaws, but just wait until I tell you about the time I diddled Dolly!"

[Kilroy6644]

"Aaaaggghhh.... rrrrrr.... son of a.... stupid.... *sigh* I thought Americans all had twist off caps?!"

[Skudor]

Richard didn't have the heart to tell Roger that it wasn't yoghurt on his chin.

[Mister Asterix]

In this very special episode of The Scooby-Doo Mysteries, special guest Roger Moore revealed that the Horrible HoverRound™ monster is actually, old man McGreggor.

[Skudor]

Richard purchased the new trolley chair with the extra thick armour plated chair as soon as he heard Roger would be attending the conference. Little did he know that Roger was now interested in his other major orifice.

[Airrider]

"Is it safe?"

[ImTheMoneypenny]

The 2008 reboot of Westworld went terribly awry when star Sir Rog mistook his fellow actor for a robotic prop. It became very messy.

[Agent 76]

Sir Roger Moore applies the famous "Steven Seagal arm blow" on a charity auction.

[HH007]

Jaws decided to make nice with Bond after their last scrape left him in a wheelchair.

[Royal Dalton]

Rog: "Alright Richard, you've had your fun. Now, give me my teeth back!"

or

Roger Moore regrets wearing his magnetic watch to the launch of the 2008 Richard Kiel Mobility Scooter Rally.

or

Rog: "Please welcome my old friend, who's literally just arrived here on his own transport. Old chubby cheeks himself, Richard Kiel. Give him a big hand!"

Richard: "A big hand? I've already got one!"

[Judo chop]

The following were all pleasant and appreciated in their own special ways:

"Get. Your. Head. Down there. It doesn't stay up for long at my age!"

"Keep your mouth shut Richard! Yes I know, but if they realise there were never any Aston Martins in the Bond movies we made, they may kick us out!"

In this very special episode of The Scooby-Doo Mysteries, special guest Roger Moore revealed that the Horrible HoverRound™ monster is actually, old man McGreggor.

Rog: "Alright Richard, you've had your fun. Now, give me my teeth back!"

But the victory goes to my new brother in beer just across that little pond we call Lake Michigan, who I thought put a very clever twist on the situation.

"Aaaaggghhh.... rrrrrr.... son of a.... stupid.... *sigh* I thought Americans all had twist off caps?!"

Cheers Kilroy! You’re up!

[dee-bee-five]

(I know I'm too late, but what the hell? )



Roger: "C'mon, you fool, if I can do Stan Laurel for them, the least you can do is to be Oliver Hardy."

OR

Roger: "Shut-up, Richard. You know we're not supposed to say what a bitch Lois Chiles was."

Edited by dee-bee-five, 24 June 2008 - 09:17 PM.

[Kilroy6644]

Oh crap, that means I have to find a new one!