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[00Twelve]

Behold...



We'll call it next Monday. See you then.

[BoogieBond]

Sean : It was just a bit of innocent canoodling Terence, honest.
Terence(Sipping his tea, as he has doubts) : Sean, you only wear that Tartan Cap when you are lying.

[ImTheMoneypenny]

Behold...



We'll call it next Monday. See you then.

"When I said I'd like a threesome, I meant me, her and that cup of tea."

[Jim]

Cap: n. Contraceptive device. Guaranteed passion killer.

or

James Bond wouldn't wear a flat cap in bed, eh? Bet he wouldn't whack off into a mug of tea, but I've done that, too.

[echomusic]

Behold...

.

"I don't care if you are some kind of tea drinking sex police, this IS what I consider a night cap!"

[Judo chop]

Sean to girl:

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Bond gets a little bit lost on the Shrublands golf course...

[Judo chop]

The greatest of the Bond directors has to employ a few veteran tricks-of-the-trade to keep his easily distracted lead focused on the film.

Sean:

[David_M]

"That's right, Terrence, I intend to wear the golf cap throughout. And I think I'll be playing the nine-iron on this hole, if you catch my meaning."

(Sadly, the photographer snapped the image one second too early to catch the only confirmed "spit take" in Terrence Young's professional career).

[Royal Dalton]

Terence: "This tea tastes a bit funny..."

Sean: "That'll be the bromine."

[Mr. Blofeld]

YOUNG: "Dammit, my coffee's been spiked!"
CONNERY: "Shpiked? Oh, that'll be my sheemen; I've gone wild a few timesh in my life, you know..."

[hilly]

Connery's new self-designed wig is unveiled. Sean defiantly insists that no-one will notice. In the interests of not p*ssing off the star too much, director and co-star decide that silence is the best policy

[Blofeld's Cat]

"And who's he....your father!?

[Mister Asterix]

'He's been like that since
Thursday when he sat on
your mink glove.

[Bondian]

Sean "Terence. After you've had that cup-of-tea, why don't you just piss-off".

[Skudor]

So Terry, would you join us if I take my gay hat off? I promise not to touch!

[Aris007]

Con: Well... I can't hold myself anymore! You can go or you can stay and watch.
Terrence: Why do you think I got that cup of coffee?

[00Twelve]

Been moving into a new house, sorry! This overdue capcon is up tomorrow, so get 'em in!

[Agent 76]

Sean Connery on the set of his new movie:


"THE GOLF STALLION"

[00Twelve]

Yeah, this is REALLY late. So sorry.

But, hey, I live in a house now.

Runners-up:

Judo chop - Sean to girl: "That'sh shtrange; Terrensh never has a schecond cup of coffee at home...

Mr.* - "He's been like that since Thursday when he sat on your mink glove."

David_M - "That's right, Terrence, I intend to wear the golf cap throughout. And I think I'll be playing the nine-iron on this hole, if you catch my meaning."

(Sadly, the photographer snapped the image one second too early to catch the only confirmed "spit take" in Terrence Young's professional career).

Winnah--

Good ol' Royal Dalton:

Terence: "This tea tastes a bit funny..."

Sean: "That'll be the bromine."

Great capcon, and away you go, RD!

[Royal Dalton]

Thanks, 00Twelve.

I'll see what I can come up with for the next one.

[danslittlefinger]

What happened to the new cap con on this?

[Skudor]

Yes, what on earth happened to the next Conn Cap Con?

[danslittlefinger]

Yes, what on earth happened to the next Conn Cap Con?

Maybe someone should step in and take the helm?

[Skudor]

I would suggest David_M as he seems to have been the runner up.