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[David_M]

Thanks to Bondian for picking my entry in the last round of Brosnan captions. It now falls to me to pick the next image, which I've no doubt I'll botch by choosing something already done. Try this one on and let me know if it needs replacing.

Judging ends next Thursday (June 12)

[Mr. Blofeld]

"So I said to him, 'A vodka martini; shaken, not stirred', and he was like, 'Who d'ya think you are? James Bond?', and I said to him, get this, I said to him, 'The YES I am!'"

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Brosnan: So I said to them, I played James Bond in four movies.
Bloke: And that's how you got to play Clouseau?

[Judo chop]

Pierce:

[Kilroy6644]

Damn you, Judo Chop! I was gonna go with a gay bar joke!
Oh, well. Here's my take on it.



In San Padre's most popular gay bar ( ), Pierce Brosnan (a.k.a. Roger More) enthusiastically demonstrates what his companion can expect later.

[jaguar007]

In keeping with the Gay bar theme



" Roses are red, violets are blue, point it at me, and I'll

[spynovelfan]

'You did not!'
'I did!'
'No way!'
'Honestly!'
'And they went for it?'
Absolutely - hook, line and sinker.'
'You mean they...?'
'Yep.'
'They actually let you...?
'Yep. I just told them it was what the kids expected these days.'
'So what was it like?'
'All in a day's work.'
'Dude! Come on! Halle Berry!'
Smirks. 'I know. I know.'

Pierce Brosnan breezes into membership of the California Shoulder-Biting Festishists' Club.

[spynovelfan]

Brosnan: 'Help me... to help...'
Man: 'Cruise! Right? Right?'

[Mister Asterix]

‘Thank you, Pierce. You overwhelm me.’

‘I love you.’

‘I tell you, buddy... I’d be the luckiest man
alive if that did it for me.’

[Judo chop]

Damn you, Judo Chop! I was gonna go with a gay bar joke!

Fear not, my friend. There's plenty of room in this gay bar for everyone!

[Judo chop]

In San Padre

[spynovelfan]

'Shaken not stirred, right?

' off before I stub this cigarette out in your eye.'

[00Twelve]

Ha-Haaaaaa!!!! <POW>

HAAA!!! You SO popped a button, you fatty!!

[Skudor]

Man: "So Pierre, are cigarettes the only things you suck on?"

[Aris007]

Man: Hey, I know you! You're the guy from England! THE STIFF- BRIT! Ha,ha,ha!
Brosnan: Very funny( ). now put your finger back, because I'll put it in your cave!

[hilly]

Pierce. "...And the Broccolis said that I'd be all washed up after Bond. I'll show em. This big screen remake of Magnum PI will p*ss all over Quantum of..whatever it is"

Man " You ROCK dude!"


OR

3am. Pierce and a pal play "scissors cut paper" to decide who gets to call Barbara Broccoli and sing "Diamonds Are Forever" down the phone at her for the 3rd time that week.

[echomusic]

"Heh heh heh heh!"

"Heh Heh Heh Heh!"

"HEH HEH HEH HEH!"

"HA HA HA HA HA!!!'

"HAAAA! RAARRRR HAAA!"

"HAAAAAA OHGOD OHGOD OHGOD!"

"HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

"HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOH JEEZ!!!!"

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

"MYSIDES HA HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA!!! IT HURTS!"

"HEE HEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

"Heh heh heh heh oh ...oh man...sigh..."

"Hooooo man....that was....hoooo...."

"Wooooo....yeah....ow....my stomach hurts....."

"Yeah...me too..."

"What were we laughing about again?"

"I...don't know..."

Edited by echomusic, 06 June 2008 - 07:27 PM.

[Royal Dalton]

"Fancy a poke?"

[Judo chop]

The ghost of Ian Fleming visited Greg Kinnear a few nights earlier and had this to say:

[spynovelfan]

Pierce Brosnan and Greg Kinnear star in FACEBOOK: THE MOVIE

[Blofeld's Cat]

Damn you, Judo Chop! I was gonna go with a gay bar joke!

Fear not, my friend. There's plenty of room in this gay bar for everyone!

I think you've just created the winning caption, Judo Chop!

[Judo chop]

Damn you, Judo Chop! I was gonna go with a gay bar joke!

Fear not, my friend. There's plenty of room in this gay bar for everyone!

I think you've just created the winning caption, Judo Chop!

heh. Yeah, that would be something. Shame on all of us if I end up winning this contest by accident!

[David_M]

Thanks for the entries, gang. Lots of fun stuff here -- most of it variations on a theme -- but ms minniespinney takes it with the last entry, which for whatever reason got me chuckling:

'Hey, arn't you Mr September from the FIREMAN WITH HOSES catalogue?'

Good show, and good luck with the next round!