I accept that if you're one of the Heat-reading chavs standing in the rain outside in Leicester Square, the rules are possibly a little different
What an incredibly elitist thing to say. Just because you are in the industry does it make you above these people that stand in the rain.
My dear chap, please try to find your sense of humour. I should have thought that my making reference to "Heat-reading chavs" gave some hint that I wasn't being entirely serious, even if I do stand by my opinion that asking for autographs is naff.