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#1 Mister Asterix

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Posted 03 June 2008 - 12:27 PM

Gentlemen and, of course, wonderful ladies, below is your next mission. You'll be given roughly a week to complete this task. Best of luck, and, should you fail, all of Britain will be praying for your souls.

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#2 David Schofield

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Posted 03 June 2008 - 02:09 PM

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":tup:! I just saw a camerman. I've been papped. And they'll have got the wires and the harness in! And it'll be all over the Net in hours. And they'll reckon I'm not the rugged tough guy after all.

":tup:. They'll be on to the fake muscles after that. I'm ruined. Ruined!!!

#3 Skudor

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Posted 03 June 2008 - 02:17 PM

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Daniel Craig demonstrates the awesome power of baked beans.



#4 Conlazmoodalbrocra

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Posted 03 June 2008 - 02:17 PM

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Daniel Craig: "For :tup:'s sake, more free-running..."

#5 Judo chop

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Posted 03 June 2008 - 02:25 PM

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#6 Judo chop

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Posted 03 June 2008 - 02:34 PM

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Marc Forster:

#7 dodge

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Posted 03 June 2008 - 03:29 PM

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Dan jumps, clearly stung by the quip:

"Nice shoes!"

#8 jaguar007

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Posted 03 June 2008 - 05:35 PM

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"We are really trying to go back to the style of the early Bond movies with this one, especially like Dr. No. In fact here is a still from the big dance sequence in QoS using the song from Dr. No, Jump Up, Jump Up Jamacia."

#9 agentjamesbond007

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Posted 04 June 2008 - 12:28 AM

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"Let's just hope that cable I'm about to jump on doesn't get stuck between my legs" :tup:



#10 00Twelve

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Posted 04 June 2008 - 01:39 AM

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We now have proof that Forster's really pulling the strings behind Craig's performance.



#11 Blofeld's Cat

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Posted 04 June 2008 - 08:38 AM

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"Now this is how you jump onto a sofa, Oprah!"



#12 Kilroy6644

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Posted 04 June 2008 - 08:08 PM

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Daniel Craig auditions for Kung Fu Panda.

#13 danslittlefinger

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Posted 04 June 2008 - 11:47 PM

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Craig demonstrates the new improved 007 truss and how it now counteracts skid marks.

Edited by danslittlefinger, 05 June 2008 - 12:01 AM.


#14 Conlazmoodalbrocra

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 12:02 AM

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The first paparazzi pictures are revealed to the public of Daniel Craig's 40th Birthay Party. Craig clearly enjoyed the bouncy castle and water pistols provided by EON.

#15 OO4

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 05:50 AM

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Insisting that his film one up Casino Royale in every way, Forster had the writers add what he called "the Neutron Wedgy" to Quantum of Solace torture scene.

#16 Judo chop

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 02:09 PM

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Annoyed with this new generation of fickle internet fans insisting that they know the best direction for Bond, EON responds in passive-aggressive fashion.



#17 Royal Dalton

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Posted 07 June 2008 - 12:13 AM

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Daniel Craig's leap from the building was going well, until the elastic from his underpants snagged on the gutter.

Moments later, he was twanged back onto the roof.

#18 echomusic

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Posted 09 June 2008 - 01:49 PM

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A picture snapped at the celebrity studded opening of Disney's Ian Fleming's James Bond World!

Here Daniel Craig is said riding the James Bond Love 'Em And Leave 'Em Ride.

He brought his own gun.

#19 Mister Asterix

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 12:56 PM

Last call.

#20 David_M

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 06:38 PM

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In an effort to compete with the success of Iron Man, EON spends 20 million dollars on wire work to give James Bond "super powers" in Quantum of Solace.

The idea is finally scrapped as an embittered Daniel Craig ruins all the flying scenes by making airplane noises with his lips.

#21 hilly

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 07:54 PM

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The new-look gun barrel sequence is finally revealed

#22 danslittlefinger

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 11:26 PM

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Daniel finally reveals for the ladies (and Babs) how he really jumps into bed at night. :tup:

Edited by danslittlefinger, 12 June 2008 - 11:43 PM.


#23 Mister Asterix

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Posted 13 June 2008 - 01:15 PM

And now the moment we