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[OO4]

Let the game begin!

Ends in a week or so depending on work. Let me know if it's been used already.

Good Luck!

[jaguar007]

"Check out the lad in the tutu"
"I'm lookshing at tshe one dreshed up ash the Indian from The Villaghe People"

"Yes, I may look a little rediculous but at least I don't have to wear that damned pink tie they made me wear in Diamonds Are Forever"

[dinovelvet]

The two finest British actors of their generation...whom you'd be able to see, if Connery and Caine weren't standing in the way.

[Jim]

He was momentarily distracted by the sound of someone dropping ten pence.

or

It's childish, but always fun, to see who turns around when you scream "Oi, tosspot!" in a public place.

or

Any more of Caine's suggestive filth, and he was going to stick that snooker cue so far up his marmite hole that the man could chalk it with his teeth.

or

When he wore the magic satellite dish hat, he could summon up all sorts of magical demons and spiritual visions. Today's was a cockney in a dress.

or

"That's it, rub it up and down, up and down...mmm...would you like some Jesus juice?" EDIT: sorry, wrong Michael.

[David_M]

From Michael Caine's memoirs:

"We all tried to put a good face on it, but those of us in Sean's inner circle knew he was hitting the bottle hard after a string of post-Bond failures. Probably the low point came during that dreadful weekend in Marabella, when he refused to remove his homemade 'crown' of spoons, insisting that he be addressed as 'King Vitamin.'"

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Erm, Sean? Diane Cilento's standing over there with a harpoon cannon pointed at you."

[Royal Dalton]

"Blimey! You're hair's going thin at the crown, Sean!"

[Double-0-7]

"I hear it too, Sean. I think it is coming from your crown, raise the antenna a little higher and see if the signal gets clearer."

[Righty007]

A still from the new movie about siamese twins in the Middle Ages starring Sean Connery and Michael Caine.

[David_M]

"You're right, Sean, it's quite distracting. But all things considered, I think the toupee would be less trouble."

[echomusic]

SEAN: Shmell that?

MICHAEL: sniff sniff...oh...wha tthe...what the hell is that?

SEAN: The cous cous I had for lunch.

[Judo chop]

The studio producers insisted that the title

[Mister Asterix]

[Bondian]

Caine "Sean. I was only joking when I said I had syphilis".

[00Twelve]

<sigh>
Freemasons.

[HH007]

Connery and Caine quietly discussing why they agreed to appear in this movie:

CAINE- Child support. You?

CONNERY- The kid's schtarting college nexcht Fall, and I need a new toupee.

[OO4]

Honestly, I don't know why this one made me laugh so much. But I have to give it to OOTwelve with:

<sigh>
Freemasons.

Thanks to everyone!

Good luck with the next one OOTwelve!

[dinovelvet]

Honestly, I don't know why this one made me laugh so much. But I have to give it to OOTwelve with:

<sigh>
Freemasons.

Thanks to everyone!

Good luck with the next one OOTwelve!

What does that even mean...?

[00Twelve]

Just saw that weird necklace that Sean's sporting and it looked randomly like the freemason emblem. That was pretty much it.

Certainly didn't expect the win, but thanks, OO4!

Connery's next shall be up soon.

[Mark_Hazard]

Just saw that weird necklace that Sean's sporting and it looked randomly like the freemason emblem. That was pretty much it.

Certainly didn't expect the win, but thanks, OO4!

Connery's next shall be up soon.

Probably because it was, there is even a reference to freemasons in the film.