May have already had this one but if not, call it Friday 30th.
A most curious George
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Jim
, May 23 2008 06:49 AM
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Posted 23 May 2008 - 06:49 AM
May have already had this one but if not, call it Friday 30th.
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Posted 23 May 2008 - 07:14 AM
Nobody had the heart to tell George that outside of Australia, it was not considered polite to defecate in public.
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Posted 23 May 2008 - 07:25 AM
While on a break from shooting 'On Her Majesty's Secret Service,' George Lazenby decided to take off his kilt and air out his two bezants.
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Posted 23 May 2008 - 08:46 AM
Lazenby disproves the addage that "nothing is worn under a kilt".
Nor within Australia too.Nobody had the heart to tell George that outside of Australia, it was not considered polite to defecate in public.
Must be a Queanbeyan thing.
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Posted 23 May 2008 - 09:26 AM
As George waited for his turn in Debby does Dallas #57 he quietly contemplated the state of his career.
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Posted 23 May 2008 - 01:43 PM
A historic moment as George Lazenby waits, ahead of Timothy Dalton, Steven Hill, and Paxton Whitehead, for his turn on Harry Saltzman’s casting couch. At least they have an Asian fluffer, thought George.
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Posted 23 May 2008 - 01:58 PM
A .
After the hearing about the incident during YOLT where journalists followed Connery to the toilet,George decided to play it safe and had a commode wheeled into the press conference..
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Posted 23 May 2008 - 02:22 PM
May have already had this one but if not, call it Friday 30th.
george's thoughts while directing his first film...
"We'll start on the plate and then pan up to see the heroine, a nice tight shot...maybe we can adjust the lighting so her eyes sparkle ever so...maybe use a 340 lens or the T-12 lens...then we can go through all her lines and then swing around for a reverse my god I've forgotten my pants..."
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Posted 24 May 2008 - 01:52 AM
The OHMSS cast and crew strip poker tournament reached its final phase, with only George Lazenby and Telly Savalas remaining. George tries to concentrate as Savalas, down to only a jockstrap*, looks on.
*Not pictured. Aren't you glad.
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Posted 24 May 2008 - 04:59 AM
Peter Hunt eventually began to regret hiring the Dragon Lady as script supervisor.
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Posted 30 May 2008 - 01:54 PM
Right, well...
Third, but still admirable, Mr* with the splendidly defamatory "A historic moment as George Lazenby waits, ahead of Timothy Dalton, Steven Hill, and Paxton Whitehead, for his turn on Harry Saltzman
Third, but still admirable, Mr* with the splendidly defamatory "A historic moment as George Lazenby waits, ahead of Timothy Dalton, Steven Hill, and Paxton Whitehead, for his turn on Harry Saltzman