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[dinovelvet]

You have one week to ruin the reputation of Roger Moore. Commence...now!

[Righty007]

A deleted scene from 'Boat Trip' where gay Lloyd Faversham (Roger Moore) kisses Jerry Robinson (Cuba Gooding Jr.).

[Jim]

Let me tell you the secret of the world...and chew your mole off at the same time.

[Trident]

'Do you really have to stick that tongue in so deep? Makes my ears tingle.'

[Blofeld's Cat]

Grace Jones and Roger Moore
reminisce at an A View to a Kill
reunion.

[Single-O-Seven]

Believing his aged appearance would fool the walking dead into thinking he was one of them, Roger Moore was horribly surprised when Mike Tyson's zombie began to attack.

[David_M]

Thirty-five years after his romps with Solitaire and Rosie Carver, Bond remained obsessed with Kananga's collection of sexy associates. But as he boffed Baron Samedi, he realized the thrill was by now largely gone.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Roger tensed up as the mutant parasite slowly began to slip under his skin...

[Judo chop]

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is
James Bond 007

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[Judo chop]

Unfortunately for Roger, at the time A VIEW TO A KILL began production, facelift surgery wasn

[00Twelve]

"I know it was you, Roger. You broke my heart!!"

"Sorry, friend. That's just what I do."

[hilly]

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1985. Cubby realises that its time to have a tactful word with Roger about retirement as he now needs to be lifted into position before each shot

[dinovelvet]

Come on, its the Fleming centenary - he'd want you to make more homoerotic jokes at the expense of Roger Moore!

[Skudor]

Roger was pleasantly surprised when Harry pressed his erection into his thigh and whispered his room number too him.

[doublenoughtspy]

Tee Hee! That Tickles.

[Skudor]

"You're looking good Roge!" Harry said as he embraced the former Bond actor.
"Thank you, but I rather think my mouth is too big." Roger replied as he gripped Harry's shoulder and pulled him closer.
"No it's not; not for me that is!" Harry replied, whilst gently and discreetly nibbling Roger's ear.
"Any harder Harry and my ears will pop!" Roger replied as his hand moved towards Harry's inner thigh.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

We Have All The Time In The World...

[dodge]

The most tactful of Bonds learns the truth of the saw:

The love that dared not speak its name can't seem to keep its mouth shut now.

[echomusic]

Harry Belafonte and Roger Moore hug after their rousing rendition of 'Ebony & Ivory' at the Live 8 concert

[dinovelvet]

Right, well I think we've found three sordid enough specimens that bear closer inspection :

In third place we find Blofeld's Cat with :

"Grace Jones and Roger Moore reminisce at an A View to a Kill reunion."

Second, we have 'Da Chop, in with :
"Unfortunately for Roger, at the time A VIEW TO A KILL began production, facelift surgery wasn’t the exacting procedure that it is today."

And the winner is David_M for his :
"Thirty-five years after his romps with Solitaire and Rosie Carver, Bond remained obsessed with Kananga's collection of sexy associates. But as he boffed Baron Samedi, he realized the thrill was by now largely gone."

Congratulations, David, you win, a, er,....well, nothing.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Right, well I think we've found three sordid enough specimens that bear closer inspection :

In third place we find Blofeld's Cat with :

"Grace Jones and Roger Moore reminisce at an A View to a Kill reunion."

Cheers for the nod.