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[Bondian]

Winner of this Capcon will be announced on Wednesday 28th of May 2008. And the losers will be announced a week later.

Cheers,


Ian

[Righty007]

Pierce Brosnan and a Jamaican Muppet are Kelly Robinson and Alexander Scott, respectively, in the remake of I Spy.

[dinovelvet]

"-So there I was, in bed with Halle, and I'm getting really turned on, right? I'm starting to think, hey this isn't really acting, is it! So then as I move my hand up to her...

-Er, Mr.Brosnan, you are aware this is a children's show, aren't you?"

[David_M]

"Serious Actor" Pierce Brosnan:

"So then the heat ray, which til now has been after me at 300 mph, slows to a crawl long enough for me to fashion a parasurfing rig out of my rocket car. So I ride the crest of a 50-story tidal wave and somehow end up back on the same side of the lake that I started from..."

Orange-Haired Rasta Puppet with a Man's Hand Up His Backside:

"For God's Sake, Pierce. Give the audience credit for a little intelligence!"

[dodge]

So now, see I've spiked Dodge's punch and got him hallucinating that he's my new number one fan. Meanwhile, I've slipped Judo a mickey...Soon, soon, Big Tam's world will be mine!!!

[Jim]

"Yeah, looking back, I got bitter about not doing a fifth. But as me old mammie said to me on Kilburn High Street just after I had seen Goldfinger in 1964, time heals, and I'm much happier now, doing my own really exciting projects like Thomas Crown 2: Development Hell. And they treated me just like a ing puppet."

[Judo chop]

[hilly]

The latest movie is a lame Bond spoof entitled "The Pig With The Golden Gun". In oder to try and salvage a potential disaster, producers dredge Bond alumni for star cameos. Pierce is pictured playing the Bond dummy in Scaramangas funhouse.

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Erm, Pierce? Just because you're on Muppets Tonight doesn't mean you have to act like one."

[Kilroy6644]

"Niagara Falls! Slowly I turned...step by step...inch by inch...."

[HH007]

I'm telling you, Miss Piggy, the next mother er who says Craig is so much better than I ever was is going to find my fist in their face!!!

[David_M]

On balance, the vast majority of puppets from Jim Henson's workshop were wondrously successful in conveying a level of emotion, personality and endearing charm that convinced millions of fans they were actually living, breathing beings.

Sadly, though, the "Pierce Brosnan" model never worked out, and was retired in 2002.

[Royal Dalton]

Six years after leaving the Bond role, Pierce Brosnan gets a new job.



Brozza (to director): "So, I just stick my left hand up it's to work the mouth, right?"

[Judo chop]

[00Twelve]

"And then I said, 'After all, there's no point in LIVing if you can't feel aLIVE,' and it was just such beautiful irony, those words."

[hilly]

Pierce Brosnans original screen test finally sees the light of day.

Pierce to John Glen " So this is the point where I kiss the girl, right? Can we not just skip straight to the fight scene......? No?... Oh, the frog and the bear aren't quite ready yet...ok, here we go then...oh the things I do for Ireland..."

[echomusic]

In a moment of depsartion to try and save his job as Bond...Pierce busts out with a William Shatner impression "The name is...Bond....Jamesbond...space...the final frontier..."

[hilly]

Pierce's rogue remake of Diamonds Are Forever hit a snag when the writers misinterpreted the line about the "Hog Leg"...

[00Twelve]

"And that's ACTING!!" said the puppet.

...to the redhead.

or

The rastafarian who went on and on about how subtle Pierce's acting choices were, finally had to put her foot in her mouth.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Brosnan ponders: "This may not be Shakespear,
but it definitely smells of Bacon!"

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Pierce Brosnan shows Miss Piggy how Onatopp makes love...

[Kilroy6644]

Wow, it's almost time to announce the losers.

[jaguar007]

On balance, the vast majority of puppets from Jim Henson's workshop were wondrously successful in conveying a level of emotion, personality and endearing charm that convinced millions of fans they were actually living, breathing beings.

Sadly, though, the "Pierce Brosnan" model never worked out, and was retired in 2002.

Too funny David M, Too funny!

[Bondian]

I'm sorry for my lateness in announcing the winner.

and the winner is...

David_M's well presented and funny...

On balance, the vast majority of puppets from Jim Henson's workshop were wondrously successful in conveying a level of emotion, personality and endearing charm that convinced millions of fans they were actually living, breathing beings.

Sadly, though, the "Pierce Brosnan" model never worked out, and was retired in 2002.

There were so many good ones, but too many to mention.

Thanks for all who contributed.

Over to you, Dave.