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The Aston Marton Caption Contest starring Timothy Dalton


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#1 Mister Asterix

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 02:54 AM

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#2 Righty007

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 03:00 AM

Timothy Dalton airs out his Aston Martin after letting one rip.

#3 Trident

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 05:45 AM

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Bond: 'If I get the guy who scratched his name into my bonnet I'll kill the [censored]er!'

Edited by Trident, 21 May 2008 - 05:46 AM.


#4 dinovelvet

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 06:23 AM

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COME TO TIM'S TOP MOTORS INC. FOR ALL YOUR PRE-OWNED LUXURY CAR NEEDS! WE BEAT THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF THE COMPETITION, AND HAVE A LICENCE TO KILL ALL HIGH PRICES! STOP BY TODAY TO TAKE A TEST DRIVE, AND MEET JAMES BOND!*

(*For the last time, its not Daniel Craig. Stop showing up expecting to see Daniel Craig!)

#5 Jim

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 07:26 AM

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But what kind of watch is he wearing? Is it a Prole-Ex? Is it a Prole-Ex 333.98.e Herdfarrier? Is it? Oh, I think I've just come. For it is a watch! It is! Definitely like. etc.

#6 Mister Asterix

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Posted 30 May 2008 - 03:47 PM

More please.

#7 Conlazmoodalbrocra

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Posted 30 May 2008 - 04:05 PM

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Timothy Dalton thanked the stars that Direct Line had told him he wouldn't lose his no-claims bonus after such wreckless vandalism.

#8 00Twelve

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Posted 30 May 2008 - 08:55 PM

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Tim looked with mocking empathy towards that "Knight Rider" fellow across the street, whose "super" car didn't have the ability to write on its own hood.

"Yanks," sighed Tim.



#9 Mister Asterix

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Posted 03 June 2008 - 12:35 PM

Did I say Tuesday-ish?

Anyway, honourable mention for the simplicity and vulgarity of it goes to Righty:

Timothy Dalton airs out his Aston Martin after letting one rip.


But the winner and grand champion is...

00Twelve

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Tim looked with mocking empathy towards that "Knight Rider" fellow across the street, whose "super" car didn't have the ability to write on its own hood.

"Yanks," sighed Tim.


On to you, 00Dozen.

#10 00Twelve

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Posted 06 June 2008 - 07:57 AM

Well I'll be horndipped!

Thank yu'un's kindly.

Tim's 30th, coming soon to a game forum near you.