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[Righty007]

Let me know if this one has already been done. Contest ends on 6/3.

[dinovelvet]

Yeah this one's been used!

[Righty007]

Yeah this one's been used!

How about this one?

[Mr. Blofeld]

Critics were not amused by the ventriloguist act Sean Connery put on at the Oscars, nor were they especially taken by Connie, his foul-mouthed puppet.

[Judo chop]

For her 50th birthday, Sean Connery presents Daniela Bianchi with some... words of comfort:

"Your mouth doshn't sheem sho big now, dosh it?"

[dinovelvet]

As a crazed, knife-wielding fan approaches, Sean grabs the nearest object to use as a shield.

[Bondian]

Connery removing expensive necklace "Excuse me, darling. But there's something I'd like you to get off your chest".

[dinovelvet]

"No, of courshe I don't shlap women around any more, I'm not a barbarian, you know. Theshe dayshe I jusht shlip a rope around her neck. Look, I've got one with me. I put it around her neck, like sho, and pull tight to cut off the oxygen. Why are you looking at me like that? Everybody doesh it when their woman getsh out of control!"

[Trident]

"No, of courshe I don't shlap women around any more, I'm not a barbarian, you know. Theshe dayshe I jusht shlip a rope around her neck. Look, I've got one with me. I put it around her neck, like sho, and pull tight to cut off the oxygen. Why are you looking at me like that? Everybody doesh it when their woman getsh out of control!"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

[David_M]

"Remember, if they ask, I'm a loving, faithful husband who's never struck you. Deviate from the script by so much as a word and my hand moves to your windpipe."

[OO4]

Having blown most of the budget on Connery's pay check, producers could only afford to cast a make-up coated Dr Ruth as the female lead in their new remake of Pretty Woman.

[BoogieBond]

Let me know if this one has already been done. Contest ends on 6/3.

Woman staring behind Sean, shouts unexpectedly
"Lovely Arshe Sean"

[00Twelve]

Connery shows off a life-size cutout of his adapted image for Nintendo 64's Goldeneye 007 game.

[Righty007]

Honorable Mention: 00Twelve

Connery shows off a life-size cutout of his adapted image for Nintendo 64's Goldeneye 007 game.

Winner: OO4

Having blown most of the budget on Connery's pay check, producers could only afford to cast a make-up coated Dr Ruth as the female lead in their new remake of Pretty Woman.

[OO4]

Thanks Righty!

I'll get searching and post a new one when I find something.