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[David_M]

Oops, I seem to have won the last Craig caption contest. Thank heaven for low standards.

I have to confess I don't follow the Craig contests as closely as some others, so it's entirely possible I've chosen a photo that's been used before. If so let me know. Anyway, here's the latest; good luck to all...

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Put your clothes on, and I'll buy you an ice cream."

[Mister Asterix]

’I’m giving just one more chance, before
the boys get ugly. Pull my finger.’

[Jim]

...and this is what I can do with my big finger.

[hilly]

Ever the perfectionist, Daniel insisted on rehearsing and running through his Casino Royale scenes even when out on the town with his mates, and allocated them specific roles, to help him out with lines etc. Here he is practising the scene at the card table where Bonds drink is spiked and he is poisoned.

Colm Meaney (centre) is less than impressed at having to be Vesper again...

[spynovelfan]

'Wait for it, wait for it... Pan along the beach... Waves.... THERE! There I am. Took me bloody months to get in shape for those trunks! Whaddya think? Sexy, eh?'

Daniel Craig treats his friends to a showing of Casino Royale on DVD at his luxury loft apartment in London.

[Judo chop]

<Craig to Marc Forster>

[Judo chop]

"It explicitly states in my new contract that I am to have personal hygienic attention on a 24-hour basis, which includes, and I quote: “a gentle but thorough sanitary clean-up after each and every lavatory visit.”

Well, would you care to tell me what this smell is on my finger here? Somebody in the company is not doing their job and I want their a--.

um… right after they get to mine, of course…"

[jaguar007]

"Engage!"

Daniel Craig acts out his fantasy of being in command of the Uss Enterprise as Chief O'Brien, LaForge and a little too shaven Riker look on.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"Now listen to me Sonny Jim, you may have been big in the sixties but it's my turn now."

Daniel Craig confronts Sean Connery after the Scot announced he was returning as Bond in 'Never Ever Ever Say Never Again Lassie'.

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Daniel Craig's reputation as being a bit surly during press interviews was exacerbated when he began bringing his "Chums from Chester" with him for "moral support."

"Look, if you or any other journo asks me about a return of those ing swim trunks again..."

or

Craig selects the "Moe" candidate for his dodgeball team; Eaney, Meaney, and Myney quietly await the crucial decision.

[Blofeld's Cat]

"Bang, bang, you're dead!

Err....you can fall down now."

[Judo chop]

I have to confess I don't follow the Craig contests as closely as some others

David_M comes to foggy consciousness finding himself strung by his feet from the ceiling of an ominous and unidentified warehouse surrounding, awoken to icy rebukes from Daniel Craig with his muscle looking on. The pounding ache in David's blood-rushed temples and the slow creaking of his suspending chains above confuses the message, but from what he can make out, it seems Mr. Craig is upset that David hasn’t been following certain caption contests closely enough.

[Bondian]

Craig to Barbara Broccoli "mess with my tools in this one, and I'm going to finger you".


NB Thank heavens for the American version of "finger you".

[spynovelfan]

'Pierce, mate, can I just stop you there? I don't particularly want to see how you would have looked in the trunks scene in Casino Royale. And would you mind telling me how you got in here?'

[Kilroy6644]

"I'm telling you, meat-scented perfume is the wave of the future. Trust me, when your bird smells like steak, you'll thank me. My 'investors' guarantee it, right boys?"

Craig selects the "Moe" candidate for his dodgeball team; Eaney, Meaney, and Myney quietly await the crucial decision.

Nicely done . Very subtle; I almost missed it.

[00Twelve]

Dan, how exactly did you feel during your big scene with Ms. Arterton?



I see...well, though, I was sort of, um, hoping for a verbal answer.

[Skudor]

Daniel decided that this time he'd bring his mates with him to pick what swimming trunks to wear for the pivotal casino scene.

[dinovelvet]

Now look, that Quantum of Solace trailer had better be out in time for Indiana Jones, got it?

[echomusic]

"Now listen to me because you feel how you feel now but the reality is, in a year or so, the image of me naked, tied to chair and my nuts getting a work over by a thick, heavy rope will be enough to make you go gay...you're gonna wish you'd asked me out today...but that's fine that you didn't. I'm not gay. I would have turned you down. But you think about this conversation when your watching the aformentioned scene on dvd...frame by frame...okay? C'mon guys, let's roll! LIt's Ladies Night at The Sweet Spot Pub."

Daniel Craig - 100% man

[ImTheMoneypenny]

Babs, Michael, you can scrap ol' Wino's doing the theme song. Me and my a Capella group, Layer Cake of Soul will do it!

[David_M]

Lots of great entries here, from sick to silly to "wait for it, wait for it...ah, NOW I get it!" (And extra points to jaguar007 for the Star Trek reference, given Colm Meany's presence and Dan's stated interest in the franchise) but I'm giving the nod to Mister Asterix, who's entry is decidedly low-brow, but perfectly expresses Dan's gesture and facial expression, and the ominous setting of the photo:

’I’m giving just one more chance, before
the boys get ugly. Pull my finger.’

Congrats and good luck launching Round 26!

[Aris007]

Daniel: Olga, babe I want you to clean my Aston with your tongue, topless.
Olga: No mr.Craig. I'm not your slave!
Daniel: Hey, gorillas! Soften her up!!

[Mister Asterix]

[quote name='David_M' post='874241' date='27 May 2008 - 09:16']Lots of great entries here, from sick to silly to "wait for it, wait for it...ah, NOW I get it!" (And extra points to jaguar007 for the Star Trek reference, given Colm Meany's presence and Dan's stated interest in the franchise) but I'm giving the nod to Mister Asterix, who's entry is decidedly low-brow, but perfectly expresses Dan's gesture and facial expression, and the ominous setting of the photo:

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