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[Royal Dalton]

A sunny day in the 1970s. Sir Roger, as dapper as ever. A beautiful lady. And some garden furniture from Argos.

But what's being said here between Sir Rog and this sunbathing beauty?

Your answers could be quite titillating.



The winner of this contest will be announced in seven days. Or, failing that, in about a week. That would be Sunday, May 18th 2007, at 23:00hrs BST.

Off you go, then...

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Woman: Would you like some cream?
Rog: I was just about to ask you the same question.

[dinovelvet]

This cigarette isn't the only thing that's long and firm, my dear. Let me show you what I'm talking about...

[Judo chop]

A scene from the highly controversial Tamahori-directed remake of EON

[dodge]

Bond: I can play twice as rough as that dreadful old Scot. Bingo, chess or water sports?

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

[quote name='Judo chop' post='869662' date='12 May 2008 - 17:01']

A scene from the highly controversial Tamahori-directed remake of EON

[Blofeld's Cat]

Girl: "James, is there time for lesson number 69?"
Bond: "Of course, my Dear. I'll have you licked into shape in no time"

[echomusic]

"Do you smoke all the time, 007?"

"Only after sex. I'm up to a pack a day."

[Mister Asterix]

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[echomusic]

"Third nipple? Why, yes, I have one right here."

[Kilroy6644]

Roger discreetly pulls his own finger before joing the lady for a quick game of Crash the Custard Truck.

[Mister Asterix]

Roger discreetly pulls his own finger before joing the lady for a quick game of Crash the Custard Truck.

As a moderator I keep getting the feeling I should be doing something right now; just not sure what.

[David_M]

In keeping with tradition, 007 prepares to infiltrate Stromberg's lair in clothing stolen from an unconscious flunkie. But as the flunkie is Naomi and the clothing her bikini, Bond's plan will soon go horribly awry.

[hilly]

[quote name='David_M' date='15 May 2008 - 14:36' post='870662']


Roger "...And then I said to Cubby "Too Old?! How could you possibly think I'm too old and past it to play Bond? If you want me for Octopussy, you'll have to do beter than that for a salary" And he just crumpled and ditched that Brolin chappie there and then. I'm just going upstairs to change. Be a dear and fix me a drink will you, Luisa darling?"

Woman "Aren't you the old bloke who lives next door?"

[killkenny kid]

Roger Moore as Lew Harper, in the remake of The Drowning Pool.

[00Twelve]

"That girl from a few caption contests back was right!
You really are a leftie...so to speak."

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Woman: Dr. Moore, I do appreciate the lush scenery and relaxing mood that you've provided me for my appointment, but since you're the gynaecologist, I think the removal of your trousers is a bit much.

"Dr." Moore: But how else am I supposed to take your temperature?

or

Moore: Hey, watch this. I have the fastest draw in the country. And I can do it without using a gun.

[dinovelvet]

Rog : Alright, dear, I thought about what you said when you suggested we "spice it up" a bit, so we're going to try something new. I'm going to take the trousers off before the jacket! Pretty outrageous, eh?

[Blofeld's Cat]

"When you said to dress casual for our meeting M I didn't realise you wanted to be THIS casual!"

[Judo chop]

Woman:

[shady ginzo]

Distracted by posing for a caption competition, James Bond leaves himself open to attack from a midget assassin in a top hat, creaping up behind him.

[Royal Dalton]

Thanks for all your entries, chaps.

And the winner is...

Dinovelvet, with:



"This cigarette isn't the only thing that's long and firm, my dear. Let me show you what I'm talking about..."

Take it away, Dino.

[dinovelvet]

LOL. Thanks, Old Man. I'm actually judging my Connery Capcon right now! So, more Moore will follow later tonight hopefully.