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[Royal Dalton]

Our man here is laid up in a hospital bed with... our man here.

But what's his ailment? Well, that's for you to diagnose, in the form of a witty caption.



The test results will be back from the lab in seven days. On Sunday, May 18th 2007, at 23:00hrs BST.

The best of British to you.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"Well 007, my diagnosis, you're well and truly boshed!"

[dinovelvet]

So with the new hair transplant it'll all look natural, yeah?

[00Twelve]

"Like what you see? 'Cause I do."

[Airrider]

"It's worse than we thought, 007. You were drugged with the most advanced version of SPECTRE's prototype Chav Serum, and the poison's already got a strong hold on you by the look of it."

[dinovelvet]

-So anyway, all the real fans recognize my Bond as the only true interpretation of Fleming. I brought an unprecedented sense of realism and intensity to the role that completely redefined Bond.

-Yes of course you did, Mr. Dalton. You just relax and I'll turn up the medication a little more"

[echomusic]

"You know, if you want to take a really accurate pulse reading, I've got something else you can grab hold of."

[Mister Asterix]

‘...and the caption read “After coming back from Lake Garda, the Bond crew was shocked to find one picture had a strange supernatural image...” and then the picture was of my disembodied head floatin’ over the lake. Gave me such a chortle that I passed out and woke up here.’

[Trident]

Tim (chuckling): 'Like a Fisherman's Friend™? Because I've got one right here, he, he...'

Nurse (concerned): 'The strongest there is? With this pulse you're going to need it!'

Director (offscreen, angry): Cut! What kind of idiot wrote this bloody script? It's supposed to be a commercial for mints! Not a soft-p

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[hilly]

"Whoever she is, I've got something here that'll scare the Living Daylights out of her"

"Now then, Mr Grant and my colleagues at SPECTRE told me that all I have to do is pull on the watch like so, and....."

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Nurse: What kind of girl do you think I am?

[Jim]

It was only some years later that he realised that it was actually Rosika Miklos he loved. And he knew what kind of girl he thought she was. Fortunately.

[dodge]

Pass me one of those bananas and I'll show you what I'm made of!

[Judo chop]

Nurse:

[echomusic]

And after five minutes of silence...

"You don't know who I am, do you?"

"Oh, for 's sake, Mr. Dalton give it a rest!"

[Skudor]

[/quote]

Tim couldn't wait to see how the Pierce Brosnan Hair Transplant went.

[Kilroy6644]

"I'll show Craig yet!" Dalton vows, as the nurse prepares to implant his bionic little finger.

[Judo chop]

Unfortunately, Tim

[Bondian]

Dalton "Are you reading the time, or have your breasts passed their milk by date?"

[Skudor]

Do you want a banana nurse? Teheeeheeeheeeh

[echomusic]

"You might not believe this, but I was in the movies."

"I know, I know...you were James Bond."

"No...I meant...I went to the movies earlier...saw that new Adam Sandler film. Funny chap...not really...I prefer a bit of more high brow humor...like that james Carrey fellow...Ace Ventura...now THAT'S comedy...more Ace ventura 2, though...not the first one so much...yeah...but anyways, I went to the movies..."

"Uh-huh, okay, according to this, you have no pulse."

[David_M]

Having finally milked dry his one-time fame as 007, Dalton soon resorted to seducing nurses by pretending to be a former member of "The Monkees."

[Royal Dalton]

Some really funny captions here.

But Mister Asterix wins this one for being so cheeky.

[Mister Asterix]

[mra]Sweet. Thanks Royal. We