A contesht of captionsh for Connery
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, May 11 2008 07:40 PM
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Posted 11 May 2008 - 07:40 PM
Have at it, and till next Sunday then :
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Posted 11 May 2008 - 08:03 PM
Haha, yeah! Thought it was just me!!!
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Posted 11 May 2008 - 08:10 PM
OK I tried a different one. See anything yet?
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Posted 11 May 2008 - 09:49 PM
Moneypenny: I know EXACTLY where to put that...
Edited by Conlazmoodalbrocra, 11 May 2008 - 09:49 PM.
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 04:26 AM
Sean Connery prepares to present the recently-made "Little Finger Award," designed to commemorate Bond romances throughout the illustrious franchise's long history of Bond as the ladies' man.
Edited by Airrider, 12 May 2008 - 04:28 AM.
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 04:48 AM
Papparazi catch Sean Connery trying to pee at 8am.
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 07:53 AM
Connery with wooden dildo. You need to guess which one is which!
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 11:25 AM
After re-making Thunderball, Sean decided to have a go at reworking Diamonds Are Forever. As an added twist he decided to play Plenty O'Toole...
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 12:09 PM
Sir Sean Connery is presented on Viagara's new celebrity ad campaign cleverly entitled "Got wood?"
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 12:52 PM
'You shee, I reply to all thoshe shpam emailsh.'
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 02:00 PM
"Shhayyyy, thish thing looksh like a huge penish!"
Sean was always late at getting the joke.
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 02:59 PM
A bit weary but immensely proud, Connery returns from his 3-day colonoscopy with a wee trophy.
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 03:09 PM
Director (behind cameraman) "Sean, darling. We're advertising pawn not p
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 03:44 PM
Darby O'Gill and the Impressively Girthed People.
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If you creep up behind the rabid gorilla and ram it in, it won't feel a thing. Honest. Perfectly safe. Why're you looking at me like that?
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 03:49 PM
Enough talk about Dan's Monshterrrrrrr!
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 02:42 AM
Bump! What? No more captionsh?
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 02:27 PM
Once again Sean Connery is voted ‘Sexiest Man Alive’.
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 02:36 PM
Connery's dementia entered a new phase when he mistook his wife for a totem pole he stole from an Indian casino.
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 02:37 PM
A big, old, completely wooden knob. Collecting a prize.
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 03:49 PM
"It'sh my own fault. They sched if I kept playing with it, it'd fall off."
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 05:36 PM
It
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 05:59 PM
What kind of watch is he wearing?
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 06:00 PM
"Go on, then.
Make another caption about willies. I dare ya.
Then see how far you can run before I insert this into your hindquarters."
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Posted 20 May 2008 - 08:52 AM
LOL!What kind of watch is he wearing?
How self-deprecating of you Dell.
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Posted 21 May 2008 - 01:12 AM
Shtop thish nonshenshehshehsh!
My God, more phallus-centric captions than you can shake a, er, stick at! So in third place we have the always entertaining Jim with :
"A big, old, completely wooden knob. Collecting a prize."
Second place goes to "The Chop" himself with :
"A bit weary but immensely proud, Connery returns from his 3-day colonoscopy with a wee trophy."
And the winner is Dell Deaton for his hilarious caption "What kind of watch is he wearing?"
LOLZ. No, just kidding. The real winner is :
Righty007 for his entry which manages to capture the specific look on Big Tam's face :
"Connery's dementia entered a new phase when he mistook his wife for a totem pole he stole from an Indian casino."
Over to you for the next one, Righty!
My God, more phallus-centric captions than you can shake a, er, stick at! So in third place we have the always entertaining Jim with :
"A big, old, completely wooden knob. Collecting a prize."
Second place goes to "The Chop" himself with :
"A bit weary but immensely proud, Connery returns from his 3-day colonoscopy with a wee trophy."
And the winner is Dell Deaton for his hilarious caption "What kind of watch is he wearing?"
LOLZ. No, just kidding. The real winner is :
Righty007 for his entry which manages to capture the specific look on Big Tam's face :
"Connery's dementia entered a new phase when he mistook his wife for a totem pole he stole from an Indian casino."
Over to you for the next one, Righty!