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[dinovelvet]

Previously, in the George Lazenby Caption Contests...well, I won, so here's a new one. Yes, its Laz Capcon No. 24, though unlike Jack Bauer, you have a week to accomplish your mission. Be warned though, as Lazenby photos are getting harder and harder to find, we're now having to use some of the more unusual Laz-related imagery that's out there. So, do what you will with this beauty...

[00Twelve]

Bond had been sent a deadly message...


His killer would be Scaramanga.

In the Billiard Room.

With the candlestick.

[Mister Asterix]

’And the winner of this year’s Lazzy for single appearance in a reoccuring role goes to...

Claudia Wells!

For her portrayal of Jennifer Parker in Back To The Future - Part I’

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

George Lazenby said he loved busts, but people misunderstood him...

[Loomis]

"Sean Connery did warn me about actors being used as pawns by greedy agents and producers with nothing but gold on their minds, but I never thought he meant it literally!"

[HH007]

James Bond, after Goldfinger and Oddjob finally took revenge on him.

[Mr. Blofeld]

He always did give great head...

[Kilroy6644]

This month's selection for the Franklin Mint's Brass Anatomy Collection: George Lazenby's head.
Next month's: Daniel Craig's balls.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Proof that George Lazenby was a pawn in Eon's bid to get Sean Conney back as Bond.

[Joey Bond]

"THIS never happened to the other fella"

[Jim]

George Lazenby, the Emmanuelle years: a genuine pawn star.

or

The Ann Summers range of celebrity buttplugs launches.

[Judo chop]

And the LORD said unto Sean,

[Royal Dalton]

Laz: "Speak now, or forever hold my piece."

[dinovelvet]

Last call! Come on now, don't be Laz-y.

[spynovelfan]

Bond thought back to his briefing with M all those weeks ago. 'There's a bullet with your name on it, 007,' he had said. Well, my number's on it, thought Bond. And a portrait of my head. But no name, as such. 'I'd like to send a telegram,' he said to the concierge. 'To London...'

Sebastian Faulks only wrote one chapter of THE BULLET WITH THE GOLDEN HEAD SCULPTURE ON IT, FEATURING LOTS OF SCENES IN FRANCE.

[hilly]

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..and to think that we always thought that the OHMSS reference to the "gold balls" was nothing more than a cheap laugh..

[dinovelvet]

Right, let's put a stop to this nonsense!

In third place, we have Judo Chop for this piece of surreal insanity :

"And the LORD said unto Sean,