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[Jim]

Caption Thing. I mean, it's not a competition really, is it, as there are no prizes as such. Caption Quest? Caption Struggle? Caption Caveman? I dunno.

Anyway, I don't think we've had the attached before but if we have, imagine instead a nice picture of him cleaving a puppy's spleen in twain with a broken pencil.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Fan: Should I tell this git it ain't a telescope?

[Skudor]

Daniel was too busy showing the pretty fan what he can do with his little finger that he didn't notice the red-scarfed gent preparing to show him just what he could do with his mouth.

[Loomis]

"It's just a pic for the boyfriend, so try not to get your own face in the shot, otherwise he might jump to conclusions, ha ha, as if. Cheers, mate, you're a real gent. So, are you also here for some star-spotting?"

(Pretty old joke, I know.)

[Kilroy6644]

Danny takes a new Myspace picture.

[Mister Asterix]

‘The impressive part was
that he held up my entire
lighting rig with his toes.’

The surprisingly hot Deanna Br____n is finally converted.

[Skudor]

He wasn't sure whether he regretted asking her to lower her head a bit, when she revealed just how low she was willing to go to taste a bit of fame.

[echomusic]

Former 90210 star Jennie Garth is excited to get her name and face in the papers again.

[HildebrandRarity]

Mmmm...that feels nice, Daniel...I love the feeling of your strong little finger down there.

Well, darling, I don't like the reciprocal...so can you kindly pull your finger out of my bum hole...i'm feeling uncomfortable with it in there.






Ewww!

[Mr. Blofeld]

And with one look, Daniel Craig disintegrated the camera.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

DC: So which button do I press?
Fan: The big silver one on the top of the camera
DC: I wasn't talking about the camera...

[Airrider]

In the next Bond movie, we find Le Chiffre was never dead, and in this climactic scene, we see him sneaking up to an unsuspecting Bond, masquerading as a millionaire playboy.

Edited by Airrider, 09 May 2008 - 01:01 AM.

[Jim]

I realise now that I forgot to put a deadline on this. Call it Thursday 5 pm BEE ESS TEE.

[HildebrandRarity]

What prize will I be getting for winning?

[Jim]

What prize will I be getting for winning?

Have a guess. You know what I can do with my little finger.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

LOL!

[killkenny kid]

DC: "Most happy to see you with something on, Miley."

[HildebrandRarity]

What prize will I be getting for winning?

Have a guess. You know what I can do with my little finger.

Well, I think mine's the funniest caption...in a sick, psycho-erotic sort of way...and I should get a prize! But since i'm neither in England nor that way inclined, I'll graciously offer your little finger to Our dear Zorin or Our dear dee-bee. Your choice, ole buddy.

[Judo chop]

Craig hadn

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Inside the mind of Daniel Craig

I love pleasing the fans. It gives me so much pleasure to go out and brighten up their day just pretending to be their friend. But I'll only do it when it's at a film premiere, I hate doing it anywhere else. To be honest, I wouldn't be seen dead with most of them away from the red carpet, the other day a bloke stopped me in Tescos for an autograph. It's highly annoying. Me and Satsuki had only popped in for a tub of Brussels pate and then I get stopped just like that. So there I am, with this stinky old man asking for an autograph so I tell him, if he wants my autograph, he can queue up with the rest of the fans at Leicester Square. "But I can't afford the train to London." he whined. "Why not?" I asked. "Because I'm out of work." he told me. "So get a job!" I yelled back at him. "I can't" said the bloke, "my name's George Lazenby."

Edited by Conlazmoodalbrocra, 12 May 2008 - 05:54 PM.

[David_M]

Moments later, the always mercurial Craig punched himself in the face for taking his picture without permission.

[hilly]

[quote name='David_M' date='15 May 2008 - 14:46' post='870666']



Daniel had prided himself on convincing the producers to stay with the "realistic, gadget-free" tone of Casino Royale for the next Bond film.

As the scene progressed and Bond's camera fired a piton and 40 ft rope, hoisting Bond and the heroine away from danger, Daniel silently prayed that this would be one scene ultimately left on the cutting room floor..

[Jim]

Right, well, this.



In third, forgiving and forgetting like an unforgiving and unforgetting chap, Mr* with the exceptionally disturbing "The surprisingly hot Deanna Br____n is finally converted."

In second, the Killkenny Kid with the parental "DC: "Most happy to see you with something on, Miley.""

Deserving winner, and one managing to avoid talk of bumholes, which I appreciate can be a struggle, but especially because this is probably exactly what happened, David_M with "Moments later, the always mercurial Craig punched himself in the face for taking his picture without permission."

fin

[killkenny kid]

Why, thank you Mister Jim.