The umpteenth Connery Caption Competitionthingy
#1
Posted 03 May 2008 - 09:35 PM
#2
Posted 04 May 2008 - 01:29 AM
"The name's Sparrow, Jack Sparrow"
#3
Posted 04 May 2008 - 04:28 AM
Yo ho ho and a bottle of Scotch.
#4
Posted 04 May 2008 - 05:52 AM
Sean got the wrong idea when he heard that pirate DVDs are where the money is.
#5
Posted 04 May 2008 - 06:03 AM
"PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN IV : MILKING THE FRANCHISE DRY" introduces Jack Sparrow's deadliest nemesis yet - Captain Jock Sporran. Legendary actor Sean Connery says of the film "Well the role ish fantashtic and the shcript is one of the besht I've ever read. Oh and the $30 million check wash pretty good too. Hey, don't print that lasht part".
#6
Posted 04 May 2008 - 11:53 AM
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Livid at losing the Clown scene to Roger Moore, connery takes Bond in the direction he wanted from the beginning.
"Names Bond Jim-Lad Bond!! Ha Harrr!
#7
Posted 04 May 2008 - 08:24 PM
After stating how he'd love to play a Bond villain, Sean Connery was delighted when the producers came up with a cracking idea...
#8
Posted 04 May 2008 - 08:28 PM
Always a frugal man, Sir Sean usually avoids buying new clothes. "Most of what I wear has been in the family for generations," he explains, "but my attitude is, if it still hangs together, I'll wear it."
#9
Posted 06 May 2008 - 08:56 AM
#10
Posted 06 May 2008 - 10:43 AM
I'll be picking the winner sometime next weekend. Until then, get cracking!!!
Sean Connery. A Scot against film piracy. With a taste for the theatrical.
#11
Posted 06 May 2008 - 12:30 PM
Mi6
#12
Posted 06 May 2008 - 01:25 PM
Never say never
#13
Posted 06 May 2008 - 01:36 PM
"Well...It's a damn side more comfortable than the kilt....You gotta problem with that?"
#14
Posted 06 May 2008 - 01:52 PM
The Hunt for Red Arrctober
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"Where's my career, children?" "It's behind you!"
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Accused of ill-thought-through tax-exile political nothingness, Sean Connery displays his love for his homeland* by wearing its ancient national dress.
*The Bahamas.
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When the pictures of the Connery cameo in Indiana Jones 4 hit the internet, "people" were so horrified they stopped complaining about the aliens, the incest scene and that bit with the badger.
#15
Posted 07 May 2008 - 09:13 AM
#16
Posted 07 May 2008 - 02:05 PM
<Connery to costume designer>
#17
Posted 07 May 2008 - 08:25 PM
After Keith Richards proved such a hit with the fans, the producers of Pirates 4 brought in Sean Connery to play Jack Sparrow's uncle Jock.
#18
Posted 07 May 2008 - 08:41 PM
I'll be picking the winner sometime next weekend. Until then, get cracking!!!
Turned down for the role of Peter Pan, Sir Sean tries out for the role of Captain Hook.
#19
Posted 08 May 2008 - 01:54 AM
Or
Oh, better far to live and die
Under the brave black party flag I fly,
Than play a sanctimonious part,
With a pirate head and a well groomed tart.
Away to the cheating world go you,
Where pirates all are well-to-do;
But I
#20
Posted 09 May 2008 - 09:15 PM
#21
Posted 09 May 2008 - 09:17 PM
#22
Posted 09 May 2008 - 09:20 PM
"Hello. My name is Juan S
#23
Posted 10 May 2008 - 01:10 AM
An excerpt from the EON Productions' "reboot" of Pirates of the Caribbean..
Major Boothroyd: Nice and light...on a lady's bodice.
M: Any comment, 007?
James Bond: I disagree, sir. I've carried the matchlock for ten years, and I've never missed with it.
M: No, but it fizzled out on you last job, and you spent six months in hospital in consequence. When you carry a 00 number, you have a license to kill, not get killed. Furthermore, since I've been on the Council of Pirate Lords, there's been a forty percent drop in casualties, and I want to keep it that way. From now on you carry a flintlock... unless you'd rather return to standard buccaneering.
James Bond: No sir, I would not.
M: Show him, Armourer.
Major Boothroyd: Flintlock pistol, 58-caliber, with a delivery like a 6-pounder through a galleon's side. Captain Sao Fang's crew swears by them.
Edited by Airrider, 10 May 2008 - 01:12 AM.
#24
Posted 11 May 2008 - 06:41 PM
Sean got the wrong idea when he heard that pirate DVDs are where the money is.
#25
Posted 11 May 2008 - 07:14 PM