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[Judo chop]

He never ever learned to read or write so well

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"Mr Sparkle, Supero Washooo!!!"

George Lazenby's Japanese washing powder commercial was the biggest step towards a successful acting career since he appeared in a smalltime film known as OHMSS. For some reason, no-one seemed to have noticed...

Edited by Conlazmoodalbrocra, 29 April 2008 - 09:27 PM.

[Mister Asterix]

'ウェブ全体から検索 Timothy Darton ジを検索?'

[Mr. Blofeld]

Unfortunately, poor George had no idea what the captions really said.

[dinovelvet]

George said he'd be tickled pink to appear on Japanese tv. Unfortunately the Japanese took his words literally and tickled him until he was pink.

[Single-O-Seven]

With his newly-grown p

[Skudor]

After arresting him for sporting an obscenely p

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[solace]

[quote name='Judo chop' date='29 April 2008 - 22:19' post='865903']
He never ever learned to read or write so well

[Loomis]

Chairman Mao's younger brother was a spoiled playboy known as "Sore Loser Mao". His tremendous ego and violent temper made him feared and hated, although he was also a figure of fun because he would insist that he was the spitting image of any Hollywood star you cared to name, only even better looking. His conceited delusions about his appearance would often lead to trouble, usually for those who would contradict or mock him. This footage shows him angrily disputing his sixth place ranking in the 1973 Shanghai Burt Reynolds Lookalike Contest.

There are no records of any subsequent Burt Reynolds Lookalike Contests in China, and it appears that none of the participants in the 1973 contest is still alive, with the exception of Reynolds himself, who came third.

[HH007]

George Lazenby took a break from shooting his new film "Three Ways Butt One", with Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy, to tape an interview for Japanese television, in which he insisted he had "no regrets whatsoever" about never doing a second Bond film.

[Mister Asterix]

Be Happy sex in O-O-seven with Incledibre James Bond Rove Dorr with Six wondelfurr olifices!!



Incleible rikeness of Sean Razenby is leady fol you to entel !!

[00Twelve]

Why six? Because seven eight nine.

[dinovelvet]

Why six? Well, it used to be longer, but I was in an accident on the Bond set involving Telly Savalas and a ski pole.

[echomusic]

"Oh, no, no, no, no...I'm not supposed to be here. There's been a mistake. I'm not Sonny Bono, I'm George Lazenby."

Even in heaven...they haven't heard of George.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

The Olympic Committe were amazed to see George Lazenby emerge as the latest protestor to China's control over Tibet. He'd change a lot since OHMSS.

[Bondian]

Lazenby to Female Reporter "Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?"

Female Reporter "You think we better, huh?"

Lazenby to Female Reporter "No, just different. Like my part is different from Sean Connery's. But the public love us both"

Female Reporter "Darling, I give you very best that never happened to the other fella"

Lazenby to Female Reporter "In that case I'll have a chicken chow mein and forget about the Peking Duck"

[00Twelve]

If you can click them fast enough, the first and fifth symbols both contain a 1-up.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

The public were amazed to here about who would play Tiger in the new Bond film...

[Thunderfinger]

The sperm bank needs a minimum donation of six mililitres.

[Judo chop]

Thanks arot to Mr. * for this incledibre rikeness of a leel Japanese adveltisment. The Sean Razenby model featured here, complete with Olal Flench Tickrer, is their best selling to-date. No doubt about it.

Be Happy sex in O-O-seven with Incledibre James Bond Rove Dorr with Six wondelfurr olifices!!

Incleible rikeness of Sean Razenby is leady fol you to entel !!

But the grand prize goes to Dino. Somehow he rises above the filth of obvious , mainstream p

[dinovelvet]

Thanks Judo. A PG-rated caption winning? Must be a first for CBN! New contest coming up soon...