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#1 Judo chop

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 08:46 PM

If this image isn

#2 Conlazmoodalbrocra

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 08:49 PM

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Timothy Dalton relished his new role in King Arthur as The Lady Of The Lake.

#3 dinovelvet

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 09:48 PM

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Although Dalton's portrayal of Godzilla was praised by many hardcore fans as being faithful to the original while bringing a dynamic grittiness and intensity to the role, everyone else just thought it was crap.

#4 Kilroy6644

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 11:42 PM

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"What did you DO, Ray?"
"It's Timothy Dalton. I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Dalton!"
"Nice thinkin', Ray."

#5 Skudor

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 07:19 AM

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The Cult of Timothy Dalton celebrated 'Licence to Kill Day' by turning on the 500 foot hologram over lake Dalton.

#6 Dekard77

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 09:07 AM

Struggling actor Timothy Dalton enters Pierce Brosnan Look Alike Contest and becomes Winner.

#7 Thunderfinger

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 05:59 PM

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Doomsday 2012
Every fifth CBn member goes:
"I told you so. Timothy Dalton IS God."

#8 ACE

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 06:39 PM

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A glimpse inside Daniel Craig's Fortress Of Solitude

#9 Loomis

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 06:50 PM

"Must be an atmospheric anomaly."

#10 jaguar007

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 07:00 PM

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First, we had the Northern Lights

Now, we have the southern Timothy Dalton.
If the moon is just right, you can see it from a distnace over the shore.

#11 Mister Asterix

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 08:57 PM

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#12 Bondian

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 09:01 PM

Timothy Dalton's reflects on his new movie 'Living in Harbour Lights'.

#13 00Twelve

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 09:02 PM

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"He gave us the signal."



#14 BoogieBond

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 09:18 PM

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The path of the righteous Bond is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil Sanchez. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of Die Another Day, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost Worlds that are not Enough. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those Sanchez who would attempt to poison and destroy my Felix brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

#15 Conlazmoodalbrocra

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 09:20 PM

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Cloverfield 2, starring Timothy Dalton

#16 dinovelvet

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 09:23 PM

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A recent discovery of ancient parchments in Egypt revealed an earlier, rejected conceptual design for the Sphinx.

#17 Jim

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 07:18 AM

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Dunno about you, but the damp in here is really getting on my tits.

#18 George Lazenby

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 09:19 PM

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Dalton hadn't noticed yet, but he was beginning to fade out of the public spotlight...

#19 dinovelvet

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 09:24 PM

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Timothy Dalton really did get big-headed after being cast as Bond.

#20 HH007

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 09:42 PM

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Much like Jesus before him, Timothy Dalton was beaten, persecuted, ridiculed and sacrificied... only to rise again and lead his people to Paradise.

#21 dinovelvet

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 09:53 PM

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Although most of the population of Malibu was pleased with the giant Timothy Dalton statue in the harbor, one particular resident lodged several complaints.

#22 Double-Oh-Zero

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 11:47 PM

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The proposed idea for Jaws 5 didn't go over terribly well.

#23 Judo chop

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 09:22 PM

Bump!

Not that I

#24 dodge

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 09:42 PM

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Tim arises from a sea of vast indifference with a twinkle in his eye and a plunging neckline to remind Daniel Craig where he came from.

#25 Royal Dalton

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Posted 30 April 2008 - 03:39 PM

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On their return from Lake Garda, the Bond crew were shocked to discover one of their stills contained a strange supernatural image...

#26 Judo chop

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Posted 30 April 2008 - 03:40 PM

Hurry boys!

#27 Judo chop

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Posted 30 April 2008 - 03:53 PM

Thanks for the laughs fellas. There

#28 hilly

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Posted 30 April 2008 - 05:12 PM

At the launch the lavish publicity campaign for Quantum of Solace, EON and the studio execs realised that the marketing manager was a little out of touch......

#29 Royal Dalton

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 12:01 AM

Thanks, Judo. :tup: :tup:

I'll see what I can come up with for the next one.