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[Double-Oh-Zero]

Mercifully, I don't think this one has been used yet. Contest closes Monday April 28. or whenever the seizures stop.

[OO4]

Roger: "As an animal lover I must confess... I stepped on the duck."

Edited by OO4, 21 April 2008 - 03:22 AM.

[dinovelvet]

"Roger, I give you very best duck"

[Airrider]

Comm-mmander, we are Thermians from the Klaatu Nebula. We-ee need your help!

[Righty007]

After their original Las Vegas show was canceled, Siegfried and Roy replaced the out of control white tiger with a tame white duck. Roger Moore attended their first show, however, he refused to autograph their duck and Roy's penis.

[jaguar007]

"Wow Roger, you are just as sexy in real life as you are in the movies. So, you wanna duck?"

[Thunderfinger]

"Bob,those breath mints you gave me werent really breath mints, were they?"
"Heehee...Nope."

[Skudor]

Roger Moore and Bob Geldoff launch their new ABBA tribute band.

[Jim]

Wasn't quite what he had in mind when Sir Bob said he'd goose him.

[dinovelvet]

Rog : "When I said I'd take a gander, I didn't mean it literally".

[00Twelve]

This is exactly what I dreamed last night.

[Mr. Blofeld]

"AFLAC!"

[Blonde Bond]

Roger Moore

in

Four Men & a Duck

"Guess what we'll have for a dinner!"

[David_M]

Forty years after designing his own outfits for the Persuaders, Sir Roger Moore was eager to have another go at the fashion world. "Wide lapels," he was quoted as saying, "the secret is wide lapels!"

Sadly, even with the financial backing of Sir Bob Geldoff, the unveiling of the 2008 line was disastrous, hobbled in part by Moore's failure to locate willing models save for a pair of deranged vagrants, one of whom was subsequently arrested for taking indecent liberties with a duck.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Man on the far right: "Roger was MUCH better than the duck!"

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Forty years after designing his own outfits for the Persuaders, Sir Roger Moore was eager to have another go at the fashion world. "Wide lapels," he was quoted as saying, "the secret is wide lapels!"

Sadly, even with the financial backing of Sir Bob Geldoff, the unveiling of the 2008 line was disastrous, hobbled in part by Moore's failure to locate willing models save for a pair of deranged vagrants, one of whom was subsequently arrested for taking indecent liberties with a duck.

I got a good really good laugh out of that one, so it be the winner. Off to you, sir.

[Mister Asterix]

[mra]...then suddenly Roger grabbed Wendel

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