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[Judo chop]

Egad!

Egad!

(One for being so late with this, and the other for the image.)



You are being timed.

Begin... now.

[dodge]

Which way to the set of Zardoz? For god's sake, hurry up, I'm late! What's that--about halfway, you say, between Darby O'Gill and Meteor?

[Jim]

They said those pants would help him pull a woman. They weren't lying.

[hilly]

"Its the hardest substance known to man, suggests marriage, suppose its replaced the dog as a girls best friend...."

[Thunderfinger]

1972
Connery had initially signed on for LIVE AND LET DIE,
but found that the ever increasing variety of contract clauses was tearing on him.

[00Twelve]

Not pictured: Short Round, tearing down the road in a luxury car just behind Sean's cart.

[echomusic]

Welcome to Gaytown.
Population? Us.

[HH007]

After the MI-6 budget cuts, James Bond was forced to seek employment elsewhere.

[Blofeld's Cat]

"Just because I'm hung like a horse I shouldn't be made to act like one!"

[dinovelvet]

"That's a nice little nothing you're almost wearing"

[Bond Bombshell]

A pic from Diane Cilento's new autobiography 'Geeing A Scot'.

[David_M]

A rare snapshot from the ultimately aborted "Depends Adult Diaper" ad campaign of 2007:

"Hi, I'm Sean Connery, retired actor. I may shuffer from occasional incontinence, but I can shtill run a marathon pulling this ing horshe cart, so the hell with all of you."

[Skudor]

Jane was able to get Sean to run very, very fast indeed by threatening him with a giant dildo.

[00Twelve]

This, once a month, plus a pint or twelve every day,
constituted Sean's training regimen for Diamonds Are Forever.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

David Hasselhoff was shocked and appalled that he'd been overlooked for the new series of Baywatch...

[Mister Asterix]

[mra]

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[Skudor]

In order to maintain the film's PG rating the editor had to manually blur out Connery's huge member, frame by frame.

[dinovelvet]

"I was just out walking my pet woman and I seem to have lost my way"

[George Lazenby]

Life was very tough for Connery before he became James Bond.

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Due to the two automobile accidents that occurred on the set of Quantum of Solace, all remaining scenes featuring the Aston Martin were hastily re-written so as to not destroy any more cars or risk any more stuntmen's lives.

Still no explanation for the red briefs, though.

[dinovelvet]

Well, that's a nice little nothing he's almost wearing.

Ahem...Post no. 10.

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Well, that's a nice little nothing he's almost wearing.

Ahem...Post no. 10.

Whoops. Sorry, BeeCee.

Almost as embarrassing as running around in a red nut-sling, that.

[Royal Dalton]

"Damn bitch even had the shirt off my back!" complains Sean Connery, as he and his new wife Micheline leave England with their few remaining possessions, after his divorce from Diane Cilento.

[Thunderfinger]

love and marriage, love and marriage
go together like a horse and carriage
this I tell you brother
you can

[Judo chop]

bump! (one day left)

[Judo chop]

I liked these three. My responses ranged from a one-sided Katie Holmes smile to a good, hearty nasular

[dodge]

[quote name='Judo chop' post='866128' date='30 April 2008 - 16:16']I liked these three. My responses ranged from a one-sided Katie Holmes smile to a good, hearty nasular

[Skudor]

[quote name='Judo chop' post='866128' date='30 April 2008 - 17:16']I liked these three. My responses ranged from a one-sided Katie Holmes smile to a good, hearty nasular