Deadline Monday, April 21. Have at it...
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00Twelve
, Apr 14 2008 04:30 PM
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00Twelve
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Posted 14 April 2008 - 04:30 PM
Your muse:
Deadline Monday, April 21. Have at it...
Deadline Monday, April 21. Have at it...
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Posted 14 April 2008 - 04:37 PM
I've still got the stuff and I don't need to wear a blue bikini!
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Posted 14 April 2008 - 05:03 PM
Timothy Dalton - new host of the Match Game
"Bobbi Sue was so well-proportioned...she used to rub BLANK on her BLANKS."
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Posted 14 April 2008 - 05:07 PM
" so you are telling me that I have to keep my arms behind the back and drink the whole shot at once without using my hands????"
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Posted 14 April 2008 - 05:40 PM
Bond: What do I do with this Q?
Q: Well obviously you...swallow it.
Bond: Now?
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Posted 15 April 2008 - 09:58 AM
Dalton "No thanks. I had a shave this morning".
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Posted 15 April 2008 - 03:05 PM
I just flew in from Reno and boy, are my arms tired! Thank you! I'm here all weekend---*hit by a tomato*
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Posted 16 April 2008 - 02:55 AM
"Please get that dildo out of my face"
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Posted 17 April 2008 - 06:40 PM
New, excited journalist:
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Posted 17 April 2008 - 07:36 PM
Your powers are weak old man, you should not have come back!
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Posted 18 April 2008 - 07:29 AM
Timothy didn't know how to react to the question about Pierce Brosnan's acting skills.
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Posted 18 April 2008 - 12:38 PM
Dalton doing Karaoke...not a happy man
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Posted 21 April 2008 - 05:17 PM
"Mr. Lazenby, everyone knows you were an utterly failure as James Bond, but people seemed to love you as The Saint and Remington Steele. Do you regret leaving TV?"
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Posted 21 April 2008 - 06:09 PM
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Posted 22 April 2008 - 06:45 AM
Tim, somewhat puzzled: "What technique is it you want me to demonstrate on this microphone?"
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Posted 22 April 2008 - 06:55 AM
The close-ups of the Timothy Dalton Majorettes just didn't give a flavour of the spectacle. Barely got the baton in shot, never mind the ra-ra skirt.
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Posted 22 April 2008 - 08:15 AM
"No, I'm NOT John Travolta!"
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Posted 23 April 2008 - 12:59 PM
"Well, folks, here we are at the premiere of Quantum of Solace, and as an old hand at Bond myself, I have to say the excitement here on the red carpet is leaving me both shaken AND stirred..."
(to himself)"God, I can't believe it's come to this..."
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Posted 23 April 2008 - 03:14 PM
Sorry, folks, got a little careless on the deadline with this one. Moving to another state and such.
Runners-up:
Bondian - "No thanks. I had a shave this morning."
Skudor - "Timothy didn't know how to react to the question about Pierce Brosnan's acting skills."
dino - "Please get that dildo out of my face."
Winner:
That master of all paragraph-long captions, Judo chop.
(Post #9 above)
Thanks to all, many a good chuckle, and good hunting on that next pic, sir!
Runners-up:
Bondian - "No thanks. I had a shave this morning."
Skudor - "Timothy didn't know how to react to the question about Pierce Brosnan's acting skills."
dino - "Please get that dildo out of my face."
Winner:
That master of all paragraph-long captions, Judo chop.
(Post #9 above)
Thanks to all, many a good chuckle, and good hunting on that next pic, sir!