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[Jim]

Whatever number we're now up to. Let's say Friday this week - keep it swift. And any later than that and I will forget. Getting old, y'see. Getting old. Who am I? The nurses are stealing things from my purse. Etc.

[jaguar007]

Michael Caine, Sean Connery (center, with toupee) and Roger Moore in Lee Tamahori's retelling of Gunga Din

[Mr. Blofeld]

"What the-- my Lotus!!!"

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"I told you Caine, we were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

"Shut up Rog, everyone knows I'd have made a better Bond than you. Just look at my Bond girl. Beats Jane Seymour anyday!"

[Mister Asterix]

Twentieth Century Cougar
presents
Michael Caine
Roger Moore
&
Roger Moore
in
The Man Who
Would Be Queen

[dinovelvet]

As his hand went exploring, Roger discovered the shocking truth about this "woman".



At an outdoor screening of DIE ANOTHER DAY, the ice-surfing sequence was met with "mixed" reactions from the three attendees.

[Royal Dalton]

Santa Monica Boulevard. 8 January 2006.

[Bondian]

Michael Winner (behind camera) "Roger Darling. I said 'butter knob', not 'knob her butt'".

[Airrider]

"Oh great, Q's trying to remote-drive the BMW again..."

[Skudor]

Roger: "What do you mean I have to kiss her?"

[OO4]

Upon seeing Roger (botched face lift on full display) and the other patients wanting to bring action against the surgeon, Rog's lawyer involuntarily released no less than three bodily fluids in greedy joy.

[00Twelve]

"SIT!!"

[Double-0-7]

" That's no lady. It's a man, baby! "

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Moore: "Beg your pardon? Couldn't hear you, their clothes are far too loud."

or

Through a combination of deafeningly loud fabric patterns and a very involving Magic Eye Drawing, the trio didn't notice the rapidly approaching car behind them, being driven by a severely intoxicated Sean Connery, until it was too late.

[echomusic]

CAINE: Roger, someone's...did...did you pimp up our car?
MOORE: Yeaaahhhh boyyeeeeee!

[00Twelve]

A dwarf mugging is witnessed by Michael Caine, Lee Tamahori, and Roger Moore.

[Judo chop]

It was too much to bear for Roger all at once, discovering that his wife was a man, that she was cheating on him with respected contemporary Michael Caine, and that Michael was, in fact, gay.

Fabricating a giant rubber nipple and affixing it to the hood of Michael

[Hitmonk]

This ultra rare still shows the original rehearsals for the PTS of

[Hitmonk]

Sorry, but one more springs to mind...



The Dr (Roger Moore) and his assistant (Catherine Tate) arrive back in the mid 1980s on the set of The Fourth Protocol, in an ultimately futile attempt to change the course of history and stop Pierce Bronsan becoming James Bond in the future

Edited by Hitmonk, 18 April 2008 - 08:46 PM.

[Jim]

Moore: "Beg your pardon? Couldn't hear you, their clothes are far too loud."

Rather liked that one, so we'll call that the winner.

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Much obliged, Mister Jim. Your family will soon be returned to you unharmed, and the duffel bag of money can be found beside the pay phones at the Oxford train station.

New Cap Con on the way...