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[Mister Asterix]

[mra]You know his name and you know what to do. It

[Kilroy6644]

Distracted by the "Forklift Driver Klaus" video, Danny is about to have a workplace accident of his own.

[jaguar007]

"Allright Greene, I'm about to prove to you that the pen is mightier than the sword! What? Oh that! yes, I keep a spare ladies hand with me for when...the situation may...arise!"

[Jim]

James Bond, lover and killer. Knows how to paint their nails, then seconds later, stabs their eyes out with the pen.

[Airrider]

"Yes, Mrs. Addams, I'll sign your autograph book."

[echomusic]

Good luck and may the best man win.

That's because you know what I can do with my little sharpie

[dodge]

That'll be enough talk, thank you, about the lead in my pencil.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Daniel Craig insisted on having a pen scene, "They've all had them. Brosnan in Goldeneye, Moore in Octopussy...why can't I have one?"

Marc Forster let slip that in this pivotal scene, James Bond has to use his quick whits to spray a lethal poison at his enemy through his new gadget pen. Unfortunately, Bond misses the man's face and ends up covering his enemy's nails in a rather fashionable manner. The film ends with Bond being captured, tortured and being forced to work in a Chanel Beauty Parlour to repay for all the damage he caused for Quantum in Casino Royale.

Edited by Conlazmoodalbrocra, 14 April 2008 - 05:38 PM.

[dinovelvet]

"So let me get this straight, Marc, instead of the action-packed fight scene we'd planned, the film is going to end with a calligraphy duel?"

[00Twelve]

His attention elsewhere, Dan absentmindedly "signs" all her fingernails.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Dan helps an emo chick "stylishly" colour over her fingernails.

[dinovelvet]

As a rare black and white butterfly lands on Barbara Broccoli's thumb, Daniel Craig pauses to appreciate its beauty, and then tries to stab it.

[echomusic]

Craig accidently slipped the pen into the womans hand.
And impregnated her.
That's how ing cool he is!

[00Twelve]

Emperor Palpatine steps out of the shadows, performing a mind trick on Dan and force-grabbing his pen at the same time.

[Thunderfinger]

Before each meeting with M, Bond has ms Moneypenny light his crackpipe.

[Judo chop]

From The Beginner

[Royal Dalton]

Having already lost one pen to the light-fingered Mr. Craig, Eva Green was not about to make the same mistake again...

[HH007]

Daniel Craig was about to write his phone number down onto an admiring young lady's hand, when his assistant gave him the heads up that his girlfriend Satsuki Mitchell was on her way back from the restroom.

[Bondian]

Actor Daniel Craig looks the other way after signing a contract for a further 98 Bond movies.

[Mister Asterix]

Get your captions in soon. I may actually get to judge this one on time.

[00Twelve]

Dan whips his head around to catch a glimpse of a hastily-disguised Pierce Brosnan sprinting off with the pair of blue swim trunks that the goth fan had just gotten autographed...

[Judo chop]

Dan had signed autographs for some crazy fans before, but he had to avert his gaze when the woman approached him boasting a tattooed image of a deeply-bruised penis down her nose and swollen testicles on either eyelid.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Daniel Craig tried to divert his attention from Charles Gray's advances...

Edited by Conlazmoodalbrocra, 21 April 2008 - 09:48 PM.

[Skudor]

Pierce couldn't believe that his cunning plan to sabotage Daniel Craig's autograph session was about to succeed. And he rather fancied his new manicure.

[Skudor]

Quick, give me a pen! I'm going to rename the film 'Quantum of Sore '. Bloody Wilson has been bugging me so much!

[Mister Asterix]

Brilliant stuff people. Here are a few, that while not the winner this time, I wanted to give a little extra love too.

From dinovelvet:
As a rare black and white butterfly lands on Barbara Broccoli's thumb, Daniel Craig pauses to appreciate its beauty, and then tries to stab it.

From echomusic:
Craig accidently slipped the pen into the womans hand.
And impregnated her.
That's how ing cool he is!

From Thunderfinger:
Before each meeting with M, Bond has ms Moneypenny light his crackpipe.

From 00Twelve:
Dan whips his head around to catch a glimpse of a hastily-disguised Pierce Brosnan sprinting off with the pair of blue swim trunks that the goth fan had just gotten autographed...

From Skudor:
Pierce couldn't believe that his cunning plan to sabotage Daniel Craig's autograph session was about to succeed. And he rather fancied his new manicure.

And our winner and grand champion goes to...

echomusic

That's because you know what I can do with my little sharpie

[echomusic]

Brilliant stuff people. Here are a few, that while not the winner this time, I wanted to give a little extra love too.

From dinovelvet:
As a rare black and white butterfly lands on Barbara Broccoli's thumb, Daniel Craig pauses to appreciate its beauty, and then tries to stab it.

From echomusic:
Craig accidently slipped the pen into the womans hand.
And impregnated her.
That's how ing cool he is!

From Thunderfinger:
Before each meeting with M, Bond has ms Moneypenny light his crackpipe.

From 00Twelve:
Dan whips his head around to catch a glimpse of a hastily-disguised Pierce Brosnan sprinting off with the pair of blue swim trunks that the goth fan had just gotten autographed...

From Skudor:
Pierce couldn't believe that his cunning plan to sabotage Daniel Craig's autograph session was about to succeed. And he rather fancied his new manicure.

And our winner and grand champion goes to...

echomusic

That's because you know what I can do with my little sharpie

Thank you fine sir
I'll have a new pic up today