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[HH007]

When I foolishly post on these caption threads, I forget that if by some miracle I win, it becomes my job to find a new picture. I hope this one hasn't been used before:




Contest ends one week from today (Monday the 14th). Have at it.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Despite his best efforts, Daniel Craig did not win the role of the shark in Jaws: The Beginning.

[Skudor]

Daniel was starting to regret boasting that he could drink a swimmingpool of Finlandia.

[Kilroy6644]

Daniel was so engrossed in playing motorboat that he forgot he was wearing pants.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Bond waited in anticipation for Bambi and Thumper. He had a head start this time...

[Bondian]

Craig "I ordered a Vodka Martini Shaken Not Stirred with ice, not water".

[00Twelve]

Notice how he's staying afloat precisely at the ear line.

[00Twelve]

Not pictured: Chief Brody screaming "That-'a-boy!!" and smacking a big power line with a boat oar, luring Dan ever closer...

[echomusic]

Contest ends one week from today (Monday the 14th). Have at it.

"Mmmmm...yes, I deduce that one of your kids DID pee in the pool. Now if you'll excuse me...I'm going to vomit in the pool."

[Mister Asterix]

[mra]Today, Quantum of Solace director Marc Forster let slip that the film

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[jaguar007]

Director Mel Gibson decided to spoof Daniel Craig's famous water scene in Casino Royale after he successfully cast the 007 actor in the role of Alfalfa in the big screen version of Our Gang:the Older Years

[OO4]

As with most amphibious predators, the Daniel Craig's eyes ears and nose are above the waterline to better observe his prey.

Now in the next slide you'll see this adaptation at work a highly alert Sienna Miller cautiously approaches the water's edge.....

[Judo chop]

The surgeons who performed Craig

[Skudor]

Daniel watched in horror as a large, dark brown turd came floating towards him.

[Kilroy6644]

Daniel watched in horror as a large, dark brown turd came floating towards him.

That actually happened to me once.

[HH007]

Daniel watched in horror as a large, dark brown turd came floating towards him.

That actually happened to me once.

All righty then...

[danslittlefinger]

Dan thinks to himself "my lower half must look HUGE under water"..he grins at the irony.

Edited by danslittlefinger, 08 April 2008 - 10:51 PM.

[Bondian]

Craig "100 more movies?. Now I'm gonna piss in MGW's pool".

[David_M]

Actor Daniel Craig, eager to be recognized for his talent as opposed to his sexy pecs and abs, is shown here undergoing water therapy after having his torso surgically removed.

[HH007]

So far so good, keep at it.

[Airrider]

Attempting to one-up Connery's iconic performance as the captain of the Red October, Daniel Craig prepares for a Hunt for Red October remake AS the submarine, Red October.

[DamnCoffee]

Herve Villechese tries to master an Iconic Casino Royale moment!

[HH007]

Come on, guys, only two days left. Give me a little more to choose from.

[HH007]

Okey dokey, guess this is all we get. There were a number of amusing ones here, but I got to give it to the one that actually made me laugh out loud.


[quote name='Mister Asterix' post='858496' date='8 April 2008 - 14:37']

[mra]Today, Quantum of Solace director Marc Forster let slip that the film

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[Mister Asterix]

Wow. Thanks Double-H.

Number 22 Craig caption contest coming soon.