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#1 OO4

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Posted 02 April 2008 - 10:48 PM

Hopefully this hasn't been chosen yet...

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Winnder announced in a week or so depending on work.

PS:

Once again, I appologize for taking awhile.

#2 Bondian

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Posted 03 April 2008 - 05:33 AM

Lazenby "I must warm you my name is Roger Moore"

Chinese chappie "Who?"

Lazenby "Roger...ah, crap. Take this kick in the goolies. It usually helps on these awkward occasions".

#3 Marty McFly

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Posted 03 April 2008 - 09:54 AM

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GEORGE LAZENBY uses his moustache boomerang in order to fight Diana Rigg, who had just undergone a sex change.

Edited by Marty McFly, 03 April 2008 - 09:55 AM.


#4 Skudor

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Posted 03 April 2008 - 10:59 AM


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George tried to fight his way up the queue to buy tickets for the Village People concert.



#5 echomusic

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Posted 03 April 2008 - 01:34 PM

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It was when the crowd had gathered around Laz and his dance partner Long Wang that they felt alive and could fully move to the grooves being laid down by the Casio keyboard near by -- and as they danced like they never danced before, the crowd threw money at them...and for one brief moment...Laz was having the time of his life...

#6 00Twelve

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Posted 03 April 2008 - 01:45 PM

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Lazenby attempts to throw his arms back and grab the two .45's tucked into the back of his pants, but is cruelly betrayed by his double-breasted jacket.



#7 OO4

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 07:54 PM

Come on, nothing left?

#8 jaguar007

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 08:05 PM

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"Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha staying alive, staying alive"

#9 dinovelvet

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 08:25 PM

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George Lazenby failed to progress past round one of "Limbo dancing with the stars"

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-So Mr.Lazenby, your ego is, say, this big, right?
-No! Its about this big, actually.

#10 Conlazmoodalbrocra

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 08:34 PM

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"This NEVER happened to the other fella"

#11 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 08:36 PM


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"Okay, I'll shake your bouncy booty; hit it!"



#12 00Twelve

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 08:44 PM

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"They're breakdancefighting!!"


(How original was that?)



#13 dinovelvet

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 08:49 PM

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So if I fall backwards, you fellas are going to catch me, right? Of course you will, I mean nobody wants to see Ol' George look like an idiot. Here I go....AAARGH.

#14 HH007

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 08:52 PM

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George Lazenby and Pierce Brosnan share a moment of male bonding.

#15 OO4

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 10:26 PM

Lot's of great captions, but the winner is Bondian with...

Lazenby "I must warm you my name is Roger Moore"

Chinese chappie "Who?"

Lazenby "Roger...ah, crap. Take this kick in the goolies. It usually helps on these awkward occasions".



Good luck finding something that hasn't been used.

And sorry OOTwelve but Cannonball Run beats Zoolander...

#16 00Twelve

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 10:30 PM

Yes, it does. Any day of the week. :tup: Love 'em both, though.

#17 Bondian

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Posted 20 April 2008 - 06:33 PM

Thank you, OO4. I'll start the next cap in a little mo.

Sorry for the delay in noticing your decision. :tup: