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Tell Me Moore, Tell Me Moore

Started by echomusic , Apr 01 2008 01:30 PM

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#1 echomusic

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Posted 01 April 2008 - 01:30 PM

I've got a back up if this one has been used.

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Contest ends monday-ish.

#2 00Twelve

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Posted 01 April 2008 - 01:48 PM

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"Let me fondle them just once?"


#3 Dekard77

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Posted 01 April 2008 - 02:09 PM

You would never leave me right baby??

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#4 jaguar007

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Posted 01 April 2008 - 03:57 PM

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"YIKES!!!"

#5 Skudor

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Posted 01 April 2008 - 04:02 PM


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Oh look, these shorts are so tight that I can actually feel my balls where my behind used to be.


#6 Jim

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Posted 01 April 2008 - 04:29 PM


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...and then she proceeded to milk him.

#7 BoogieBond

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Posted 01 April 2008 - 05:12 PM

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Roger : Darling, I bet you thought this was just a medallion, but it serves also as a auto-sensing man boob maintenance device.

Luisa : That's marvellous darling.

#8 Skudor

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Posted 01 April 2008 - 06:51 PM

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Random Bond bird: "But darling, it's so small!"
James: That's because I'm a man. Men don't have big breasts.


#9 Bondian

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Posted 01 April 2008 - 09:22 PM

Roger, darling. I promise that I CAN cure your left tit droop problem.

#10 Daddy Bond

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Posted 01 April 2008 - 09:54 PM

I've got a back up if this one has been used.

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Contest ends monday-ish.


"So, you've managed to live your entire life without doing a single push up? You know, I don't know why, but I actually believe you."

#11 David_M

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Posted 02 April 2008 - 01:43 PM

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For pity's sake, Roger, listen to reason! I know "Crossplot" tanked and the "The Persuaders" was cancelled, but switching from "leading man" to "leading lady" roles is not the answer. Just hand over that bottle of hormone pills, and the surgeon may still be able to take you down a few cup sizes.

#12 David Schofield

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Posted 02 April 2008 - 01:53 PM

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"Darling, I've told you, they don't want the OHMSS Bond. They want a Bond in Diamonds are Forever style"

In a simpler, less physically conscious age, the next candidate for Mr Connery's job has his nerves soothed by his wife while waiting to be called for his interview.

#13 Skudor

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Posted 02 April 2008 - 03:48 PM

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Does my little Roger look big in these shorts?


#14 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 02 April 2008 - 07:02 PM

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"Don't let them tease you, Tula; you're just another woman!"


#15 Bondian

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Posted 03 April 2008 - 06:32 AM

Luisa "Darling. You know I can offload that bulge in your shorts"

Roger "I know, but the the belt stays".

#16 Marty McFly

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Posted 03 April 2008 - 09:52 AM

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ROGER MOORE preparing to breastfeed his grown daughter.

#17 Royal Dalton

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Posted 03 April 2008 - 09:25 PM

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"My name is Moobs. Roger Moobs."

#18 echomusic

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Posted 07 April 2008 - 12:50 PM

Get yer quotes in today!

#19 echomusic

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 12:52 PM

Get yer quotes in today!


And by today, I meant TODAY!

#20 Jim

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 01:03 PM

When it came to cup sizes, she took a double D. He took a double O.

#21 echomusic

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Posted 14 April 2008 - 03:59 PM

OK
here we go
it was almost a tie for first place because two of the comments made me laugh out loud...I mean, really loud...at work...

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Bondian Luisa "Darling. You know I can offload that bulge in your shorts"

Roger "I know, but the the belt stays".


Royal Dalton "My name is Moobs. Roger Moobs."


THE 'THAT'S JUST WRONG BUT SO DAMNED FUNNY' AWARD

Marty McFly ROGER MOORE preparing to breastfeed his grown daughter.



THIRD PLACE:

Daddy Bond "So, you've managed to live your entire life without doing a single push up? You know, I don't know why, but I actually believe you."

SECOND PLACE

Skudor Oh look, these shorts are so tight that I can actually feel my balls where my behind used to be.

FIRST PLACE

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Jim ...and then she proceeded to milk him.
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