Timmy's Down the Well Again
#1
Posted 31 March 2008 - 02:56 PM
If any of you out there are still stout of heart, though, we'll give it another go. Here's one I hope is new, but I sincerely doubt it:
#2
Posted 31 March 2008 - 03:32 PM
He froze. As his eyes feverishly devoured the prominent bust line and luxuriously crept down the hourglass figure, they halted and focused with great horror at the subtle, but undeniable, crotch bulge.
#3
Posted 31 March 2008 - 04:12 PM
A deleted scene from the new Bond film starring Timothy Dalton, where Bond hooks up with Charles Gray's Blofeld in drag.
I mean, really, the resemblance is eerie, don't you think?
#4
Posted 31 March 2008 - 05:07 PM
Hm, I see you've tried the lemon meringue.
(I have no clue what that means)
#5
Posted 31 March 2008 - 06:52 PM
DELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!
#6
Posted 31 March 2008 - 07:01 PM
From the look on her harlequinesque face, he knew she'd be a bag of trouble. But he'd still hit it.
#7
Posted 31 March 2008 - 07:14 PM
Heh heh, I
can see down
her cleavages.
#8
Posted 01 April 2008 - 01:34 AM
TIMOTHY DALTON in a publicity still for his newest Bond movie. In the film, 007 uses voodoo magic to raise his wife, Tracy, back from the dead. DIANA RIGG was unavailable to reprise her role, so they cast GEORGE LAZENBY in drag as a last-minute replacement.
#9
Posted 01 April 2008 - 06:54 AM
Timothy had hoped the producers would cast someone like Judi Dench as M, however, he couldn't complain when, for budgetary reasons, they cast his girlfriend Gertrude instead.
#10
Posted 01 April 2008 - 07:55 AM
Judo Chop and Ladysylvia on their wedding day.
#11
Posted 01 April 2008 - 07:58 AM
Mama, how come you're also my sister and my wife?
#12
Posted 01 April 2008 - 11:50 AM
Having no memory of how he got here or who this he/she was...it was this exact moment that Dalton realized he needed to cut back on the booze
#13
Posted 01 April 2008 - 04:06 PM
On his wedding day Timothy tried to focus on the money. The Money. THE MONEY! Then, inevitably, his thoughts turned to the wedding night and all the naughty things he could do to this sumptuous little vixen!
#14
Posted 01 April 2008 - 05:08 PM
Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
-Mae West
You Only Live Twice? Nah - you only live once; if you do it right, once is enough.
-Also Mae West, ish
#15
Posted 01 April 2008 - 06:55 PM
Timothy wondered why Max Mosley had asked him to escort Mrs Mosley for the evening.
#16
Posted 01 April 2008 - 09:05 PM
Timothy Dalton posed with his new-found lover, after just coming off the phone from Margo, stating he couldn't "find a REAL man"!
Edited by Conlazmoodalbrocra, 01 April 2008 - 09:05 PM.
#17
Posted 01 April 2008 - 09:17 PM
Dalton "Why didn't you learn the cello"
or
West "Why don't you come up and see me sometime?"
Dalton "I can't. I live in a ground floor flat"
or
West "Why don't you come up and see me sometime?"
Dalton "I hate that clich
#18
Posted 01 April 2008 - 11:53 PM
"Get your hand out of your pocket"
"Just searching for my keys, honest!"
#19
Posted 02 April 2008 - 01:52 PM
Timothy to himself: "There's something about her...something I can't quite...put my finger on...maybe it's the way her eyes squint in the light...or maybe the way her teeth sort of...buck out like that, kind of like a bunny's teeth...or maybe the cruvature of her arthritic claw-like hands...or maybe it is the way she holds herself with grace, woah Tim...woah, calm down there, quick -- hand in pocket, hold that badboy down so no one can notice my chubby...that's it...better, better...my God she's fabulous...there is something mysterious about her...her voice, her eyes...her...wait a second...her voice is deeper than mine...and the way her neck folds hide her unusually large adam's apple...I...oh my God...that's no woman...THAT'S A MAN, BABY!"
#20
Posted 02 April 2008 - 03:47 PM
No darling, your mouth is just the right size. For me that is.
#21
Posted 02 April 2008 - 03:50 PM
The Doctor and The Devils (1987): Timothy Dalton stars in grave-robbing drama.
#22
Posted 02 April 2008 - 03:53 PM
Tim to his date: "Tell me darling, are you into necrophilia?"
#23
Posted 03 April 2008 - 09:56 AM
"Mother, will you make babies with me?"
#24
Posted 03 April 2008 - 10:56 AM
So, why did you decide to have the breast implants put in your cheeks instead?
#25
Posted 03 April 2008 - 02:50 PM
Is that a ham sandwich tucked between your breasts or are you just happy to see--oh, no...it's a sandwich...nevermind.
#26
Posted 03 April 2008 - 03:01 PM
Years after the events of Licence to Kill James was, again, Felix's Best Man. However, while escorting Felix's new bride to the wedding rehearsal, James couldn't help but contemplate the effect that losing a limb seemed to have on a man's ability to attract women.
#27
Posted 07 April 2008 - 01:45 PM
From the look on her harlequinesque face, he knew she'd be a bag of trouble. But he'd still hit it.
Thanks to all who entered, congratulations to Kilroy, and good luck finding a new picture. You'll need it!