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Daniel Craig's 20th, I Believe

Started by Skudor , Mar 30 2008 01:17 AM

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#1 Skudor

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 01:17 AM

Here's the 20th Daniel Craig Caption Competition. Post a witty remark for this lovely picture and I will pick whatever entry I judge to be the funniest, probably some time on Monday April 7th.

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#2 MkB

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 01:22 AM

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A fierce competition between two great actors:
Nicole Kidman, during a press conference, tries to prove she can do better than Daniel Craig with her little fingers.


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Posted 30 March 2008 - 01:22 AM

Sorry for changing the title but I had to include the Die Another Day reference! :tup:

#4 Skudor

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 01:24 AM

Sorry for changing the title but I had to include the Die Another Day reference! :tup:


It must be the late hour, but I'm not getting the reference? :tup:

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 01:26 AM

Sorry for changing the title but I had to include the Die Another Day reference! :tup:


It must be the late hour, but I'm not getting the reference? :tup:

Q: Now a new watch. This is your 20th I believe.

James Bond: How time flies.

#6 Skudor

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 01:27 AM

Sorry for changing the title but I had to include the Die Another Day reference! :tup:


It must be the late hour, but I'm not getting the reference? :tup:

Q: Now a new watch. This is your 20th I believe.

James Bond: How time flies.


LOL

#7 Monkeyfoahead

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 01:00 AM

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Daniel! What are you doing with your little finger? We're in public!

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 01:32 AM

Nic (thinking to herself): "Hmm...if I wolf whistled right now, maybe it would divert the attention away from the crappy script"...

Edited by danslittlefinger, 31 March 2008 - 01:34 AM.

#9 Binyamin

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 02:22 AM

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Daniel Craig (left) looks away in disgust as an intoxicated Kidman shows her "double-finger booger-buster" to onlookers once again.

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 07:20 AM

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I have more acting ability in both my
little fingers than he does!

#11 Marty McFly

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 10:12 AM

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NICOLE KIDMAN at the Madame Tussauds Wax Musuem in London, preparing to analyze the nostrils of the new Daniel Craig wax figure.

#12 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 01:12 PM


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"Watch what happens when I split my lip...!"


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Posted 31 March 2008 - 02:09 PM

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Nicole (Siamese twin of Dan) uses her pinkies to illustrate how they're connected.


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Posted 31 March 2008 - 05:11 PM

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"Yummy! Finger sandwiches!!!"


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Using only the power of his mind, Daniel Craig makes a breakthrough as he begins to morph Nicole Kidman and Renee Zellwegger.

Edited by echomusic, 31 March 2008 - 05:12 PM.

#15 Skudor

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Posted 02 April 2008 - 07:20 AM

Bump :tup:

It's not really that hard, is it?

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Posted 02 April 2008 - 08:06 AM

Bump :tup:

It's not really that hard, is it?

I guess not, but it's really hard to think of something that's NOT rude, crude or corruptable!

#17 Skudor

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Posted 02 April 2008 - 08:13 AM

Bump :tup:

It's not really that hard, is it?

I guess not, but it's really hard to think of something that's NOT rude, crude or corruptable!


Hint: If it's not rude or crude you're not likely to win. Well, unless it's really, really funny anyway. But given my basement sense of humour....

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Posted 02 April 2008 - 09:12 AM

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"Let's put it this way, his is smaller than this."

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Posted 02 April 2008 - 01:48 PM

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"Daniel?"

"Yes?"

"Did you--?"

"Mm-hmm...I farted."

"Oh..."

And they never spoke again.

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Posted 02 April 2008 - 02:31 PM

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Weekly World News, p.4 (top) - Photographs reveal that actress Nicole Kidman's evil influence looks remarkably like actor Daniel Craig.


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Posted 03 April 2008 - 01:36 PM

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"And then Daniel put this invisible Chinese finger puzzle around my pinky fingers and we've been inseperable ever since."

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Posted 03 April 2008 - 02:52 PM

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At the press conference for THE GOLDEN COMPASS:

"I made Daniel very jealous when he saw what I could do to Eva Green with my little fingers."

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Posted 03 April 2008 - 03:16 PM

"Daniel Craig calls in hired help to try and prove that he isn't too blond and short."

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Posted 06 April 2008 - 05:37 AM

It's not all in the wrist, you know. Allow me to demonstrate.

#25 Skudor

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Posted 07 April 2008 - 08:24 AM

Nice number of very funny entries this time. Here are but a few of them for honourable mention:


Use of fingers, part one:

Daniel! What are you doing with your little finger? We're in public!



Ouch!:

"Let's put it this way, his is smaller than this."

(perhaps that's why he's developed the use of his little finger...)


Crudest entry:

"Daniel?"

"Yes?"

"Did you--?"

"Mm-hmm...I farted."

"Oh..."

And they never spoke again.



Best Dr Evil reference:


Weekly World News, p.4 (top) - Photographs reveal that actress Nicole Kidman's evil influence looks remarkably like actor Daniel Craig.



Reference to Craig's blondness:

"Daniel Craig calls in hired help to try and prove that he isn't too blond and short."



Use of fingers, part two, and the winner due to it's amusingness and the very pleasant imagery this post brings up:


At the press conference for THE GOLDEN COMPASS:

"I made Daniel very jealous when he saw what I could do to Eva Green with my little fingers."


Over to you, HH007!
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