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The New ABC's of James Bond


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#4951 volante

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 08:32 AM

Y is for yellow. The colour of Bond's Citroen 2CV



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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:24 PM

V is for violence...Now that James Bond is back, Algernon is hoping there will be some gratuitous sex and violence as things had been awfully dulL.



#4953 glidrose

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:47 PM

L is for lesbian, which is what Pussy Galore is until her roll in the hay with BonD.

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Posted 17 September 2013 - 07:48 AM

D is for Double-0 section of MI6, where operatives carry a licence to kill, but not get killeD.



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Posted 19 September 2013 - 01:23 AM

D is for DC-13, the plane used by Bond and Camille in 'Quantum Of Solace' in BoliviA



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Posted 19 September 2013 - 07:45 AM

A is for Apostis, one of Kristato's killerS



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Posted 20 September 2013 - 02:43 AM

S is for Stacey Sutton played by Tanya Roberts in AVTAK



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Posted 20 September 2013 - 07:54 AM

K is for keyring, a gadget fitted with stun gas and an explosive device, not to mention a skeleton key, in 'The Living DaylightS'



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Posted 23 September 2013 - 04:21 PM

S is for swimming pool...several swimming pools are featured in many of the Bond films, such as the Fountainbleau Hotel pool in Goldfinger, the pool that Plenty O'Toole gets chucked in in Diamonds Are Forever, the pool that James Bond relaxes in before his "steamy" encounter with Xenia in Goldeneye and the rooftoop pool that Bond swims a few laps in in Shangai in SkyfalL



#4960 glidrose

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 04:50 PM

L is for laches, a legal term the courts invoked to dismiss Kevin McClory's claims against EON.



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Posted 24 September 2013 - 07:21 AM

N is for 'Never Say Never Again', the effort from said above's McClory's to re-invent his own James BonD.



#4962 glidrose

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 07:36 PM

D is for Red Grant's big deltoid muscles, which the girl nervously gouges with her fingers in Fleming's FRWL.

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 07:31 AM

L is for love, which is what 007 signs Tatiana Romanova's picture with, from RussiA.



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Posted 25 September 2013 - 04:35 PM

A is for Afghanistan, where James Bond and Kara Milovy are locked inside a jail in a Russian air base...but not for very lonG



#4965 glidrose

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 10:49 PM

G is for Guido Adorni who plays an Italian Government Minister in NSNA.



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Posted 26 September 2013 - 08:37 AM

A is for Arlington Beech - the cover name used by 007 for joining the high-stakes poker game at Casino Royale in MontenegrO.



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Posted 26 September 2013 - 09:04 PM

O is for Ornithologist, it's a mouthfuL



#4968 glidrose

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 10:26 PM

L is for the lesbian crime gang "The Cement Mixers". Even the big American crime gangs respect theM.



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Posted 27 September 2013 - 07:32 AM

M is for molar, the location on the body of all 00s where their cyanide capsule is secreteD



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Posted 27 September 2013 - 04:22 PM

D is for Dig...Before setting out on revenge, you first DIG two graves, or so says the old Chinese proverB



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Posted 27 September 2013 - 06:15 PM

B is for Bird 1, SPECTRE's large spacecraft use to capture the US and SOVIET spacecraft from the orbit and destroyed by Bond in YOLT



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Posted 27 September 2013 - 08:14 PM

T is for tempera. This was the particular kind of water color painting Bond dust jacket artist Richard Chopping used. You mix egg yolk with water colour base, if you didn't already knoW.



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Posted 28 September 2013 - 11:01 PM

W is for Wai Lin from TND 



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Posted 30 September 2013 - 07:23 AM

D is for "Death To Spies", the Soviet murder calling card left to ignite trouble between the UK and KGB in 'The Living Daylights', also known as "Smert ShpionaM"



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Posted 30 September 2013 - 04:33 PM

M is for Mini-rocket Cigarette seem used in YOLT



#4976 glidrose

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Posted 30 September 2013 - 05:56 PM

T is for Titty Titty Gang Bang, by "Ian Johns", a 1969  adult spoof of Fleming's CCBB.

 

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Posted 30 September 2013 - 08:27 PM

B is for Barry Nelson, the VERY FIRST actor to portray James Bond on screen, who later on went on to portray Mr. Ullman in Stanley Kubrick's The ShininG



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Posted 30 September 2013 - 10:00 PM

G is for goddam, what J.W. Pepper utters when discussing his pal, the "little brown waterhog". Wonder what he would have made of our "Could Idris Elba be the next James Bond?" threaD.



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Posted 03 October 2013 - 07:48 AM

D is for 'Devil May Care', the 007 continuation novel penned by Sebastian Faulks, writing as Ian FleminG



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Posted 03 October 2013 - 09:57 PM

G is for Geiger counter used by Bond in DN