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[Double-Oh-Zero]

Nice clean fight here, folks. Biting and grabbing below the belt are strongly discouraged.

Tweaking, licking, and tickling are strongly encouraged, however.



Closes Wednesday March 26, 2008.

[Double-0-7]

The ghost of Bernard Lee shook Craig in disbelief:
"You cannot be Bond, you look older than me, and I've been dead for 30 years!"

[Mr. Blofeld]

Dan's meeting with the Archbishop of Canterbury turned sour when he got a whiff of the Primate's putrid breath.

[dinovelvet]

IAN FLEMING (right) : I got so tired of rolling in my grave I had to climb out of it and set things straight : James Bond is not blonde! It makes no sense! Where will the insanity end? Next thing you know they'll cast a negro as Felix Leiter and a woman as M!

[Judo chop]

As promised, Quantum of Solace began with a brutal interrogation scene approximately 20 minutes after the conclusion of Casino Royale.

Audiences, however, were not impressed with Marc Forster

[Skudor]

Fans were dissappointed when Blofeld managed to subdue Bond with a nipple cripple in the latest Bond film.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Mister Callan, you're hurting me!

Lonely, I'll do more than hurt you, you odourous little twit!

[Marty McFly]

I went to the fridge, but the milk was black!
______________________________________________That's in weird.

(Censor intentional...you know what it is)

Edited by Marty McFly, 23 March 2008 - 03:20 AM.

[Double-Oh-Zero]

"Please, I swear, I'll get more captions in! Jut give me one more day or two!"

"If you don't, I'll have yer head."

[00Twelve]

"Do you know who I am?!"
"No!!!"
"I'm YOU!! From the FUTURE!!"
"Nooo!!!!"
"Listen, you sniveling little twit: Do NOT turn down that Bond offer!! No matter how many people berate you, you TAKE it!!! And for God's sake, build yourself some muscle!! You don't want to look like that Brosnan fellow, do you?!?"

[Skudor]

James really missed the old M. The new one was really, really mean. Really.

[Thunderfinger]

Newman:
"I knew Steve McQueen.
Steve McQueen was a friend of mine.
Son, you

[echomusic]

And on the third week of filming 'Road To Perdition', Craig had had enough of Newman running on to the set and screaming "Titty Twisters!!!!" and then acting upon that war cry...

[Mister Asterix]

Mr White:
‘Not so tough without
yer big gun, are ya punk?’

[Monkeyfoahead]

Q finally came back from the dead as a much uglier man, and took revenge on Bond for destroying so many of his gadgets.

[echomusic]

"C'mere ya little runt! I'll show ya how to tie a tie!"

"I'm sorry Mr. Newman...I didn't mean to ask for a clip on!"

"You're damn right you didn't mean to do ask for it!!!"

[00Twelve]

"For the last damned time, YES. I VOICED THE HUDSON HORNET IN 'CARS'. THAT WAS ME. Now can we finish this scene before I knock your teeth into the makeup trailer?!?!"

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Alright, back to yer corners.

Honourable mentions:

Q finally came back from the dead as a much uglier man, and took revenge on Bond for destroying so many of his gadgets. - Monkeyfoahead

Mr White:

[Skudor]

Gosh! Thanks! I guess I'll have to find a new pic...

[Monkeyfoahead]

Yay! Honorable mention! Hey, it's better than nothing