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[Mr. Blofeld]

"One may smile, and smile, and be a villain."

Shakespeare said that, I think, or was it Fleming?

Either way, here's your newest CapCon folks; shall we call it on the 14th, then?



Enjoy... mes amis!

[dinovelvet]

Hmm, the photo isn't showing up...at least not for me!

[Mr. Blofeld]

Would you care for a link?

http://i.imdb.com/Ph...3/0963_0046.jpg

[dinovelvet]

Would you care for a link?

http://i.imdb.com/Ph...3/0963_0046.jpg

Ah...we already had that photo in a caption contest. I think it was the very first one?

[Blofeld's Cat]

Would you care for a link?

http://i.imdb.com/Ph...3/0963_0046.jpg

Ah...we already had that photo in a caption contest. I think it was the very first one?

It does seem familiar.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Would you care for a link?

http://i.imdb.com/Ph...3/0963_0046.jpg

Ah...we already had that photo in a caption contest. I think it was the very first one?

Well, drat...

Backup coming soon!

[dinovelvet]

Roger couldn't figure out if he was sitting next to a man or a woman, so his left hand went exploring...

[00Twelve]

Trevor had gotten off to a significant start, but his Italian partner, Joey, still had a long way to go before his teeth would be able to achieve the impressive brownness of Roger Moore's.

[Skudor]

Roger, who had grown quite tired of his husband and baby, was very pleased to be invited to participate in a threesome.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Keep them coming, folks; I'd like at the very least 7 entries submitted, so as to determine 1 winner and 6 runner-ups.

[echomusic]

But it was Roger Moore who was able to broker the 'peace deal' between Whitey Aiken (Clay's more pale brother) and Pookie Cowell (Simon's lesser known, 'slower' cousin) in the infamous 'Obscure Relatives Of People Associated With American Idol Peace Treaty' which no one was really asking for in the first place.

[Skudor]

Does anyone else have problems seeing the picture now?

[Mr. Blofeld]

Does anyone else have problems seeing the picture now?

Oh, no...

[DamnCoffee]

Roger finally came face to face with his stunt double....

[00Twelve]

(Here ya go, skud. Post away. )

[Vauxhall]

"Service with a smile, as Roger Moore takes up his new job catering for first-date couples in the local tandoori."

"Roger Moore cannot hide his delight at managing to get a small rise out of a blond admirer, and inches his hand across the table to confirm the cause of the bulging table cloth."

[Bondian]

Rog "but the cards say we will be lovers"

[Skudor]

Blondie managed to hide his erection under the table cloth, but couldn't help looking a bit nervous when Roger started moving his hand closer, and closer, and closer....

[Mr. Blofeld]

C'mon, folks; keep 'em coming...

[Skudor]

Roger and his henchman laughed menacingly as they contemplated just how they would dispose of this, the last surviving Pierce Brosnan lookalike.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Sorry, you lot; I've been delayed a little, so expect the results a few hours from now.

[Royal Dalton]

Returning to one of his old haunts, Roger Moore is amused to discover that The Bottom's Up Club has been transformed into a gay bar, and is now called The Up Bottoms Club.

Here he is with two of its patrons: Coronation Street's Curly Watts, and Prince Andrew.

[Mr. Blofeld]

All right, you lot, contest's over!

Here are the runners-up:

007: Royal Dalton, with Returning to one of his old haunts, Roger Moore is amused to discover that The Bottom's Up Club has been transformed into a gay bar, and is now called The Up Bottoms Club. Here he is with two of its patrons: Coronation Street's Curly Watts, and Prince Andrew.
006: dinovelvet, with Roger couldn't figure out if he was sitting next to a man or a woman, so his left hand went exploring...
005: Mharkin007, with Roger finally came face to face with his stunt double....
004 Skudor, with Roger, who had grown quite tired of his husband and baby, was very pleased to be invited to participate in a threesome.
003 Bondian, with Rog: "But the cards say we will be lovers!"
002 Skudor (you cheat! ), with Roger and his henchman laughed menacingly as they contemplated just how they would dispose of this, the last surviving Pierce Brosnan lookalike.

And the winner is....

(drumroll)

001 echomusic, with

But it was Roger Moore who was able to broker the 'peace deal' between Whitey Aiken (Clay's more pale brother) and Pookie Cowell (Simon's lesser known, 'slower' cousin) in the infamous 'Obscure Relatives Of People Associated With American Idol Peace Treaty' which no one was really asking for in the first place.

Congratulations, mon ami: You win a free week in The Commander's Lounge and the satisfaction of knowing that you are a superb satirist!

All my thanks.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Erm... echo, my dear, it's your turn.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Okay, then... Skudor, you're up.

[00Twelve]

Have you tried PM-ing the winner(s), Blofeld?

[Mr. Blofeld]

Have you tried PM-ing the winner(s), Blofeld?

Yes, I have; no response yet...

[00Twelve]

Give 'em a little time. We've gotten away from stating all the rules in the opening posts of the contests (for good reason...we really shouldn't have to state them 6[actors]x18[contests each] times). Early on it was suggested that the winners were expected to respond within 48 hours of the posting of the results, but hey, there are more important things in life. They'll be along soon.

[Skudor]

New caption contest can be found here.

If Echo truly wants it, PM me and we'll figure something out.