Laz Twenty!
#1
Posted 06 March 2008 - 06:21 PM
but you get the point...
...see what I did there with the 'point' thing?
No?
I don't care.
MAKE CAPTIONS AND BE MERRY!!!!
#2
Posted 06 March 2008 - 07:28 PM
Word.
#3
Posted 06 March 2008 - 08:46 PM
George's feeble attempts to become a mime were all in vain.
#4
Posted 06 March 2008 - 08:52 PM
I don't care if Cubby did say it was a golden photo op! You blow that fan up my kilt again and I'll rip your blasted head off!
#5
Posted 06 March 2008 - 09:08 PM
[mra]George Lazenby
#6
Posted 06 March 2008 - 09:19 PM
"Young man, there's a place you can go. . . . ."
"I said, young man, when you're short on your dough. . . ."
"It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A."
"It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A-ay!"
#7
Posted 06 March 2008 - 09:21 PM
Hey George, how many Bond films are you going to make?
#8
Posted 06 March 2008 - 10:12 PM
"Little finger? You should see what I can do with this fella!"
or
3-D version of OHMSS abandoned due to unconvincing effects.
or
George Lazenby fails to land Kitchener role, after auditioning in a kilt.
#9
Posted 06 March 2008 - 10:17 PM
The fallout with Diana Rigg was not over garlic, as was often implied in the press, but rather over George's habit to end every take with "Go ahead, pull my finger!"
#10
Posted 06 March 2008 - 10:43 PM
Who looks good in a kilt? YOU George, that's who!
#11
Posted 07 March 2008 - 01:25 AM
"You! Yes, you with the camera. You think Craig hates having his picture taken?!? I used to spar with Bruce Lee motherer!"
The Laz always loved a chance to fight.
Edited by OO4, 07 March 2008 - 01:27 AM.
#12
Posted 07 March 2008 - 05:32 PM
George,George,George,George,George,George!!!! Who's your #1 fan?!?!?!
YEEEEESSSSS!!! There's a good boy, George!!
...I love you, George, you know.
#13
Posted 07 March 2008 - 06:50 PM
[mra]
#14
Posted 07 March 2008 - 07:49 PM
See, yeah, my cap was about finger-pulling, too, but I hadn't seen that dogmanstar already went that route. Thus, my random and miraculously lame caption just above your own.
'Go on, Blofeld, pull it, damn you!'
#15
Posted 08 March 2008 - 12:01 AM
You talking to me?
You talking to me?
You talking to me?
#16
Posted 08 March 2008 - 12:06 AM
Let's see, I need someone to adjust my sporran. How about....you!
#17
Posted 08 March 2008 - 12:13 AM
"Hey, Roger, let me help you get that huge pimple off your face..."
#18
Posted 08 March 2008 - 12:13 AM
"Hey, I'm telling ya, there's nothing
worn under the kilt! It's all in
full working order down there!"
#19
Posted 08 March 2008 - 06:00 AM
George identifies the culprit that peed all over the bedroom carpet.
(As seen through the eyes of his great dane, Braddock)
#20
Posted 08 March 2008 - 02:21 PM
Smell this finger and I tell me again that Di and I don't get on!
#21
Posted 08 March 2008 - 02:47 PM
Let's see how many times 00Twelve will enter this one!
#22
Posted 08 March 2008 - 02:54 PM
Never before seen publicity shot for a recruitment poster for the Scottish Highland Regiment. Never before seen due to a lawsuit by a Mr S. Connery, who had the posters withdrawn on the basis that Mr G. Lazenby was trying to impersonate said Mr S. Connery. The lawsuit was never tried before a court as neither side had paid their barristers.
#23
Posted 08 March 2008 - 05:44 PM
With George's finger pointed at me in disdain, I actually feel a little shamed.Let's see how many times 00Twelve will enter this one!
Ok, I'm good now.
#24
Posted 23 March 2008 - 03:22 AM
I want YOU to kiss my gerbil.
#25
Posted 27 March 2008 - 02:29 AM
Forgetting for the moment that he is in costume, George becomes visibly defensive at the comparison to Bill Clinton when a nearby fan shouts out for an autograph from 'Sir Hilary'.
#26
Posted 27 March 2008 - 05:42 PM
UNCLE M WANTS YOU
#27
Posted 27 March 2008 - 06:02 PM
YOU HAVE MEDDLED WITH THE PRIMAL FORCES OF NATURE, MR. BLOFELD!!! AND NOW YOU MUST ATTONE!!!
(A cookie to the person who knows what classic film I am paraphrasing )
#28
Posted 27 March 2008 - 06:22 PM
YOU HAVE MEDDLED WITH THE PRIMAL FORCES OF NATURE, MR. BLOFELD!!! AND NOW YOU MUST ATTONE!!!
(A cookie to the person who knows what classic film I am paraphrasing )
Network.
Ned Beatty to Peter Finch
I like peanut butter cookies
#29
Posted 27 March 2008 - 06:33 PM
YOU HAVE MEDDLED WITH THE PRIMAL FORCES OF NATURE, MR. BLOFELD!!! AND NOW YOU MUST ATTONE!!!
(A cookie to the person who knows what classic film I am paraphrasing )
Network.
Ned Beatty to Peter Finch
I like peanut butter cookies
Shall I e-mail you that cookie?
#30
Posted 27 March 2008 - 06:45 PM
‘Sean, you kilt is stuck right there in your... er... um...’