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[00Twelve]

Your 18th Craig cap pic...



Funniest cap wins (for all you newcomers).

See you back here on the 13th. 5pm Merry old England time.

[Judo chop]

One can only imagine his embarrassment when Dan realized he had confused his blow-up Dench-Wench Doll with the real thing.

[echomusic]

Your 18th Craig cap pic...

"Sniff, sniff...you had a bologna and cheese sandwich for lunch!"

"How the devil did you know that?"

"Best nose in the service, M...best nose in the service."

"Don't worry, M! I'll suck out the poison!!!"

suuuccckkk...succckkk...succcckkk...

"That's all well and good, 007...but I got bit on MY OTHER HAND!!!"

"...oh..."

Edited by echomusic, 06 March 2008 - 04:38 PM.

[David_M]

"For this mission, Bond, you'll be issued a ring just like the one I'm wearing, with a tiny microphone inside so we can..."

"Really? A microphone? Cool! Let me try it! Hello! Hello! Sibilants, sibilants! Is this thing on? Attention K-Mart Shoppers, hurry over to aisle five, ladies underpants are half off! Hey, Cleveland, are you ready to ROCK?!!"

"I knew it was a mistake to promote you to double-oh."

[Judo chop]

Moving about the crowd with typical queenly demeanor, Judi continued to astonish everyone at the event with her multilingual abilities and extensive knowledge of rare French wines, sherries and cognacs.

Not to be outdone, Daniel Craig quickly moves to demonstrate how he can count all of Judi

[Binyamin]

"I had no idea M stood for Mawds--"

*SNATCH!*

"Utter another syllable..."

"Thunoffa bith! My tongueth! Howd you doth that?!?"

Edited by Binyamin, 06 March 2008 - 10:05 PM.

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Brrsshhh.... This is Major Tom to Ground Control / I'm stepping through the door / And I'm floating in a most peculiar way / And the stars look very different today..."

[Royal Dalton]

Dench: "Pierce was right. He told me you'd suck."

[OO4]

Bond quickly IDs the real M from Blofeld's latest attempt at cloning with a taste test.... leaving M to wonder how he'd came to know her this well.

[00Twelve]

Hoping to get some more caps in here!

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Daniel Craig is pictured on the receiving end of The Dench's uppercut after he whispered his admiration for "Judi's jubblies" to the Academy-Award winning actress.

or

Craig: "See, Pierce? I can make out with a dead bird just as well as you can."

Dench: "I'm not dead yet, you prick."

or

...and it was without warning that that the actor began to devour his colleagues whilst filming the latest James Bond installment.

Oh, how the plasma spewed from the bloody stump at the end of her arm...

How quickly the red water flowed...

[Skudor]

Daniel was happy to demonstrate to Judi just how he got the job.

[dodge]

In answer to all critics of his stunting skills, Dan demonstrates the proper way to eat a knuckle sandwich.

[HH007]

M: Here Bond, smell my finger.

(Bond sniffs)

Bond: Hmmmm... have you been eating seafood with your hands?

[Skudor]

Daniel thought it was only fair that he should also suck on Judi's fingers, after all he'd already sucked on Eva and Barbara's fingers and Michael's....

[00Twelve]

Alright, no more waiting for a bigger turnout. Oh well.

Runners-up:

dodge: "In answer to all critics of his stunting skills, Dan demonstrates the proper way to eat a knuckle sandwich."

binyamin: "I had no idea M stood for Mawds--"

*SNATCH!*

"Utter another syllable..."

"Thunoffa bith! My tongueth! Howd you doth that?!?"

Royal Dalton: "Pierce was right. He told me you'd suck."

And our winner:

Double-Oh-Zero: Daniel Craig is pictured on the receiving end of The Dench's uppercut after he whispered his admiration for "Judi's jubblies" to the Academy-Award winning actress.


I would just love to imagine that she was uppercutting Dan here. That struck my funny bone. Congrats, 000, and the next one's all yours!

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Fanks, Twelve.

New one on the way shortly.

[Marty McFly]

"Very nice. How much?"