Since I'm too lazy to go back and see if we've had this one before, somebody (I have no doubt) will let me know if we have. I have a back up ready to go...
Have at it folks!
Connery Row Row Row Your Boat
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, Mar 05 2008 02:11 PM
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echomusic
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 02:11 PM
Here we go.
Since I'm too lazy to go back and see if we've had this one before, somebody (I have no doubt) will let me know if we have. I have a back up ready to go...
Have at it folks!
Since I'm too lazy to go back and see if we've had this one before, somebody (I have no doubt) will let me know if we have. I have a back up ready to go...
Have at it folks!
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 04:06 PM
Here we see Sean Connery after finding out that George Lazenby would be replacing him as James Bond.
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 05:03 PM
Sean collapses in complete exhaustion, able to fill only four of the five bottles for the donor clinic.
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 05:06 PM
Contrary to popular belief, Sean really did work hard on that beer belly.
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 05:08 PM
No, I'm not pished; I alwaysh shound like thish.
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 05:53 PM
Snickering, and a little out of breath, Jack Lord and Joseph Wiseman waited around the corner to see Mr. Young's face when he opened his door.
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 06:58 PM
Sean woke hours later with a spitting headache to find the words
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 07:17 PM
Sean Connery's punishing regimen helped him get in shape for Diamonds are Forever.
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 07:20 PM
That's our 007; always ready for trouble.
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Posted 06 March 2008 - 12:27 AM
Hey guys, guess what I am now!
No, I'm a sleepy KITTY-CAT!
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Posted 06 March 2008 - 12:35 AM
Sean (rather drunk) "Five green bottles standing in a row. Five green bottles standing in a row, and if one green bottle should accidentally fall, they'll be four green bottles standing in a row"
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Posted 06 March 2008 - 05:14 AM
Bond, when shaken he will stir.
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Posted 06 March 2008 - 05:51 AM
Bond, drowning his sorrows with beer in the knowledge that vodka
martinis don't silence the screams of all the men he killed.
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Posted 06 March 2008 - 07:39 AM
Sean didn't think to question the wisdom of being paid in beer, Cubby had made it seem such a normal thing to do.
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Posted 06 March 2008 - 03:23 PM
Harry Saltzman: "Hey! Cubby! Did you see this article in the Gleaner? Look-- apparently there's been a recall on all Red Stripe Lager brewed in the last eleven months!
Now, look here-- They say that the recall is due to a foul-up in the yeasting process that's allowed certain bacteria to mutate and cause spontaneous hair loss in males over twenty!
Oh, for crying out loud, Sean's passed out yet again.
Hey, what's he been drink-- oh, my. Um."
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Posted 27 March 2008 - 07:26 PM
Tough one to judge
But here are the four, FOUR runner ups
But here are the four, FOUR runner ups
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Posted 27 March 2008 - 07:32 PM
Likewise, echo. Thanks for the privilege!
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Posted 28 March 2008 - 11:35 AM
Thanks for the nod.Blofeld's Cat - Bond, when shaken he will stir.
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Posted 02 April 2008 - 02:52 PM
Likewise, echo. Thanks for the privilege!
Judo, where you at?