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Lazenby CapCon 19: Laz of the Mohicans


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#1 David_M

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 05:40 PM

Boy, am I feeling full of myself now, having had my entry for the last caption contest rated funniest by no less infamous a wit than Judo Chop himself!

Of course the downside of winning is that you have to find the next photo, which gets more difficult at round 19 than round 2 or 3, to say the least.

Nonetheless, here we are. Everyone have fun, no biting, no fingers to the eye but hitting below the belt is encouraged. Winner chosen next Thursday (Mar. 6). And...GO!

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#2 Jim

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 05:42 PM

Sorry old poppet, but we've had that one.

(Admittedly, pictures of The Laz are increasingly hard to come by unless we want Eon's lawyers administering lawyerliness in our direction)

#3 David_M

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 05:52 PM

Sorry, I went back a ways to see if it was done before, but apparently not back far enough.

Pic is changed now, with a hearty thanks to 00Twelve for saving the day!

#4 Jim

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 05:56 PM

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What would have happened if Irma Bunt had missed.








Hooray for Irma Bunt, then.

#5 00Twelve

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 06:10 PM

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Her: "I love you."
Him: "....and I love...spending time with you!"




(Crap. Guess I can't be considered now that I supplied the pic, huh? :tup: Dunno. We never really made up a rule for that.)

#6 Judo chop

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 06:36 PM

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After 35 years of struggling with disappointment and inferiority issues, Mr. and Mrs. Lazenby return from seeing Casino Royale relieved to hear that a little finger is indeed par for the course.

#7 dinovelvet

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Posted 29 February 2008 - 03:33 AM

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"I'm hugging my mum, and "little George" is standing upright...do I let go now, or just act natural? "

#8 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 29 February 2008 - 03:35 AM


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*sniff-sniff*
"Say, is that garlic on your breath, dear?"



#9 echomusic

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Posted 29 February 2008 - 02:10 PM

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It was at that very moment that George regretted using super glue as aftershave.

#10 Vauxhall

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Posted 01 March 2008 - 08:26 PM

"Xenia Onatopp's grandmother wrapped her cellulite-ridden legs around Lazenby's midriff before crushing his brittle ribcage with a Horlicks-induced burst of energy."

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Posted 03 March 2008 - 02:09 PM

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In his later years, making up for what he felt were missed opportunities, Bond traveled the world and bedded every single one of Blofeld's Angels of Death.

#12 echomusic

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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:51 PM

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"Oh, George...I love you. You have given me so much in our time together. You have made my life complete beyond any way I could have imagined. You are the soul mate I used to dream of as a little girl, the knight in shining armor who rode up on his white horse and swept me away."

"I can hear the ocean."

#13 Skudor

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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:53 PM

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George Lazenby returned yet again for Emmanuelle 29: The Art of Necrophilia.



#14 David_M

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Posted 06 March 2008 - 05:38 PM

Not a lot of entries this time around, but thanks to everyone who gave it a go.

Congrats to echomusic for providing the winning entry, and good luck finding another picture!

#15 echomusic

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Posted 06 March 2008 - 05:46 PM

Not a lot of entries this time around, but thanks to everyone who gave it a go.

Congrats to echomusic for providing the winning entry, and good luck finding another picture!


thanks for the win!
which one of my quotes won?
i wen ta little nuts one day and posted a few.

new pic will be up later today.