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[Mister Asterix]

The rules: There are no rules!*

*Except the standard rules.
Caption the picture in the week.
I pick the winner of the funniest.

[Kilroy6644]

Embarassed by Brosnan's attempts to summon the Invisible Swordsman, La Toya Jackson stands aside.

[dinovelvet]

Pierce Brosnan's screen test for Indiana Jones was ruined by his insistence on having his cue cards stuck to the ceiling.

[Bondian]

Brosnan "I said hide my tan, not tan my hide"

[00Twelve]

"Thun-oth-a-thitch!!! Thon'th you justh hathe ith when you bithe your thongue?!?

[Bondian]

Girl "Darling. Why is it you never moan when we're making love?"

Brosnan "Okay, then. Bastard ceiling needs painting again".

The old ones are the best.

[David_M]

1986: Pierce Brosnan agrees to try out the new 24-inch "Western Barbie" figure prior to signing on as celebrity spokesman for Mattel Toys.

Troubled by Brosnan's clear misunderstanding of the product's intended use, Mattel withdraws the offer.

[Daddy Bond]

The rules: There are no rules!*

*Except the standard rules.
Caption the picture in the week.
I pick the winner of the funniest.

"After THAT fantastic screen test I'm sure I beat out that Ford guy for this new Indiana Jones role!"

[Judo chop]

Born with a tendency towards giving himself stage fright, Pierce looks away as he relieves himself on the community mutt.

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Yessiree, ol' Willard Whyte sure does like a nice toss!"

[Judo chop]

In the name of good taste I cannot describe exactly what is occurring here, except to say that there is a mule below camera, and that young lady appears to be keeping her distance.

[00Twelve]

Crimony. This Pankot Palace is getting weirder and weirder. Why was everyone in the lobby scared of my hat? And who in hell cleaned this ceiling fan? There are dusty bits of red cloth everywhere, and...is that...meat?!?

[Judo chop]

Pierce investigates the set before filming for Goldeneye gets underway.

[Head of S]

"Did I ever tell you the story about me coming over from Ireland in 1964?"

[Royal Dalton]

COMING SOON TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU

PIERCE BROSNAN

in





© 1985, Irish BedTime and Cannon Fillums Inc.

[00Twelve]

Peter Jackson, to Pierce Brosnan: "No, Pierce...look-- D'you understand what 'forced perspective' means? When she's behind you, you're the bigger one.
That means you look down! D'you understand, Pierce? You are the bigger one!"

[Vauxhall]

"Well... it still works. Now, how the hell are we going to clean that mess off the ceiling?"

[echomusic]

Even as Pierce got his start as a tour guide at Cowboy Jack's Haunted House Of Scaryness, he always found a way to shill for the job as James Bond...

"And if you look up here y'all, you'll see the ectoplasm stain from where the ghost of Two Boots McGill would float down every night and scare the patrons of this here establishment...which reminds me of one of the first movies I done ever saw...Goldfinger..."

[Mister Asterix]

Last call.

[Skudor]

It is a little known fact that Pierce Brosnan commissioned a set of photos, see one example above, to send to Cubby Broccoli in the mid 80s to show what a fantastic Indiana Jones he would be. Unfortunately Cubby never read the note accompanying the photos and decided to offer the young actor the role of James Bond based on Brosnan's understanding of the franchise's intended new direction and the new script, then titled: "James Bond and the Temple of the lost Ark."

Unfortunately Brosnan's committments to the show Remmington Steel were to sink the project before it could be started.

[Royal Dalton]

Pierce Brosnan takes a look around Neverland.



"Okay Michael, I'll take it. By the way, what's that trap door in the ceiling for?"

or



Caught on camera: The moment Pierce Brosnan was headbutted by David Rappaport.

[Skudor]

Oh man, do I really have to kiss that freaky looking woman?

[Double-Oh-Zero]

(off-camera)"String firmly attached to tooth, Broz?"

"Ah-hah."

"Was it really necessary to dress up as Indiana Jones and tie the other end of the string to the Aston Martin? You could have just gone to the dent--"

"DO IT!"

[Skudor]

Hmmmm what's this weird brown thing hovering over my head?

[Mister Asterix]

The runner's up:

For best faux celebrity cameo, Kilroy6644:

Embarassed by Brosnan's attempts to summon the Invisible Swordsman, La Toya Jackson stands aside.

For best use of an off camera prop, 00Twelve:

Crimony. This Pankot Palace is getting weirder and weirder. Why was everyone in the lobby scared of my hat? And who in hell cleaned this ceiling fan? There are dusty bits of red cloth everywhere, and...is that...meat?!?

For simply telling the truth, echomusic:

Even as Pierce got his start as a tour guide at Cowboy Jack's Haunted House Of Scaryness, he always found a way to shill for the job as James Bond...

"And if you look up here y'all, you'll see the ectoplasm stain from where the ghost of Two Boots McGill would float down every night and scare the patrons of this here establishment...which reminds me of one of the first movies I done ever saw...Goldfinger..."

[mra]And first runner up for just being so wonderfully dumb goes to Skudor [size=1](the joke

[00Twelve]

Thanks for the mention!

[Zorin Industries]

The rules: There are no rules!*

*Except the standard rules.
Caption the picture in the week.
I pick the winner of the funniest.

"Hey sweetmeat, have I ever told you what the first film I saw was as I stepped off the boat from Ireland and wandered into Putney high street? No...? Everyone else has..."

[Royal Dalton]

Thanks, Mister A!

I'll see what I can conjure up for the next comp.