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[Judo chop]

He

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Two plus two equals... fish?"

[00Twelve]

"This never happened to the other fellow."

(beat)

"Wait-- did this happen to the other fellow?"

(beat)

"Now I'm confused."

[Mister Asterix]

It was very cold on the Piz Gloria that day.

[David_M]

"Hmm...let's see...best table in the restaurant, check. Beluga caviar, check. Dom Perignon, check. Clothes...aw, CRAP!!!"

[David Schofield]

"To continue as Bond, or to leave after this picture.

Decisions, decisions."

[MissDalton99]

(After kissing Diana)

"Ewww..what is this? Is it...garlic?!?!"

[dodge]

"I'd rather be fighting with Bruce than with Di."

[Hitmonk]

As he struggled to read the take No on the clapperboard, George decided it really was time he changed his Oculist

Edited by Hitmonk, 21 February 2008 - 03:56 PM.

[Vauxhall]

"Unbeknownst to Lazenby, Sean Connery - complete with white dinner jacket in anticipation of appearing in DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER - prepares the explosive champagne bottle to eliminate the competition."

[David_M]

"On second thought, maybe this fellow's not a real doctor, after all. I mean, 'take your clothes off' seems a reasonable enough request, but why does he need to 'crack open a bottle of the bubbly'?"

[Bondian]

Bond to waiter "please leave the screwing to me".

[Skudor]

George focuses hard on holding it in, waiting for the noise of the bottle opening to hide the sound of his upcoming wet .

[echomusic]

"My name is James...Bond James--no, damn it...come on, Laz...this is easy...My name is Bond. Bond. Bond...what the hell is--JAMES! Damn it! Alright, you can do this, you can DO this! Hoooookay...here we go...My James is Bond...Name Bond...awwww nuts!"

or

After filming the love scene with Ruby...

"Hm...I never realized how much I love chickens. I love their voices. Their feathers. Man...I REALLY love chickens..."

Edited by echomusic, 21 February 2008 - 06:46 PM.

[Skudor]

Little did he know that decades later Pierce Brosnan would make a career of exactly the same expression.

[J.C.D'Arc]

[quote name='Judo chop' post='840694' date='20 February 2008 - 20:35']He

[00Twelve]

Little did he know that decades later Pierce Brosnan would make a career of exactly the same expression.

I can't beat this.

[Blofeld's Cat]

"My name is Bond, James Bond"

No, that's not it.

"Name's Bond, James Bond!"

Nope, not that either.

"Name's, Bond, James Bond!"

Hmm, not quite.

"The name's Bond, James Bond!"

Damn this is hard!!

[Jim]

Naked again? Well, the handsome young waiter had offered to pop his cork.

or

"Where I come from, this is overdressed."

[Blofeld's Cat]

Turn, look into into camera, act suave, and.... "The name's Aussie, Johnny Aussie!"

[Skudor]

George wished he had had time to finish the enema before sitting down with Cubby and Harry to negotiate his contract.

[echomusic]

On the last day of filming OHMSS...

"Wow.....that sucked.....don't wanna do that again.....wonder if I can get out of my contract.........I'll give Connery a call.....see what he did to get out of his......then maybe Sean and I can buy a sailboat and cruise around the world..........that'd be cool......me and Cons, two Bonds agains tthe world.....I could go for a nice chicken pot pie 'round about now......i hated filming this movie......wow.......that sucked....."

[Judo chop]

Jeez louize

[OO4]

Wrapping up filming of his first Bond movie, George couldn't help but think he was going to be remembered as the most badass Bond of all time.


It was only half a second later that the fright of the bottle's openning launched him seven feet into the air and caused him to crap the last pair of clean underpants he'd brought to Piz Gloria.

[Blofeld's Cat]

"Cubby, before we continue I'd like a pee......... Ah, that's better!"

[David_M]

In a daring move for a 1969 film, the Bond team attempts to incorporate the Casino Royale torture scene into OHMSS. Lazenby boldly agrees to perform nude, but at the last moment Broccoli and Saltzman get cold feet, foregoing the literal beating of testicles in favor of the symbolic decapitation of a penguin. In the end, all agree it's just not the same, and the scene is cut.

[Skudor]

It's sunny so why am I cold? This Alp country really is a funny place. Nothing like home. Must be because I'm upside down. So why don't the mountains fall down? Or up? Hmm.

[Kilroy6644]

George does George!

Lazenby

is

Bush

in

The Nuculer Club!

[echomusic]

"That last poo....hurt..."

[Judo chop]

FYI... this is due shortly. Maybe today. Maybe tomorrow.

All depends...