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[Jim]

Um.

Let's say Wednesday 27th. Amongst other things one could say, but won't.

[Blofeld's Cat]

A different take had Connery NOT lost out to Malcolm
McDowell in the role of Caligula.

[echomusic]

"No, no, NO! Sean, you are to come out -- FULLY DRESSED - turn and fire the gun at the camera! THAT'S how the movie is to open!"


"But this is sexier..."

[Joyce Carrington]

Not even an entry, but...

I am so turned off right now.

[David_M]

Watching his Casino Royale DVD for the umpteenth time, Connery checks his racing pulse during Daniel Craig's "swimsuit" scene. As Micheline enters the room, he quickly raises his left leg to hide his growing interest in the new Bond.

[Mister Asterix]

‘Um, that’s great Sean, but let’s stick with
Ursula. No one would want to see Bond sexily
coming out of the ocean in tight swim trunks.’

[OO4]

Sean Connery

is

Jethro Bodine.
Double Naught Spy

[Bondian]

After viewing this photo, Bond creator Ian Fleming thought up the title Thunderball

Or

Sean "I'm so shagadelic".

[Judo chop]

By laying on his back and loudly reciting the following sentence ten times:

Sally Sutton sells seashells by the seashore

Sean was able to save a considerable amount in preparation costs by eliminating the need for body oil.

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Do ya think I'm shexshy?"

[00Twelve]

He froze. Amidst the beads of sweat, the smell of coconut oil, and the ever-increasing heat from the photographer's lights, he could just feel the hairpiece beginning to slide forward. Damn that faulty epoxy! Well, you can't stop here! Got to keep posing! Slowly (so slowly!) he brought his left foot up, his thighs and glutes tightening. He mustn't move his head a single inch, for fear of the whole blasted thing sliding off and coming to rest on the brightly lit floor below. He gripped his left wrist with his right hand and began to flex the biceps and forearms. The strain was agonizing! But now he was feeling confident. He allowed the right foot to unflex. Bloody hell! The miniscule shift in balance caused the hairpiece to slide forward again! It was only a half-inch above his eyebrows. He'd surely had it now...

[dodge]

He froze. Amidst the beads of sweat, the smell of coconut oil, and the ever-increasing heat from the photographer's lights, he could just feel the hairpiece beginning to slide forward. Damn that faulty epoxy! Well, you can't stop here! Got to keep posing! Slowly (so slowly!) he brought his left foot up, his thighs and glutes tightening. He mustn't move his head a single inch, for fear of the whole blasted thing sliding off and coming to rest on the brightly lit floor below. He gripped his left wrist with his right hand and began to flex the biceps and forearms. The strain was agonizing! But now he was feeling confident. He allowed the right foot to unflex. Bloody hell! The miniscule shift in balance caused the hairpiece to slide forward again! It was only a half-inch above his eyebrows. He'd surely had it now...

Thank you. I can't improve on this. I can only note how bodybuilding fashions have changed. It's sad to note, however, that the largest muscles in the shot appear to be Sean's buttocks.

[HildebrandRarity]

Sean Connery IS THE GAY TONY CURTIS DOPPELGANGER

[Judo chop]

Unfamiliar with the dance moves associated with the popular hit

[Double-Oh-Zero]

The rheumatoid artritis that had developed in his left hand and forearm from years of excessive wanking restricted him to using just one pose during bodybuilding.

or

Second place in the eyebrow-building competition goes to...

[Jim]

Most difficult to judge this one as it seems to have hit a rich seam of filth, so everyone can take pride in second place save for echomusic with

"No, no, NO! Sean, you are to come out -- FULLY DRESSED - turn and fire the gun at the camera! THAT'S how the movie is to open!"


"But this is sexier..."

which was rather clever. So well done, echomusic, you wander off with the prize of "Person most likely to caption ancient homoerotica most pleasingly". We'll post the certificate out.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Yep, my choice as well. Bravo, echomusic!

[Zorin Industries]

"Does my arshe look big in thishe...?"

I'm not going to even ask where the milk bottles are...?!

Edited by Zorin Industries, 27 February 2008 - 02:19 PM.

[echomusic]

Most difficult to judge this one as it seems to have hit a rich seam of filth, so everyone can take pride in second place save for echomusic with

"No, no, NO! Sean, you are to come out -- FULLY DRESSED - turn and fire the gun at the camera! THAT'S how the movie is to open!"


"But this is sexier..."

which was rather clever. So well done, echomusic, you wander off with the prize of "Person most likely to caption ancient homoerotica most pleasingly". We'll post the certificate out.

Wow...no clue I won this one.
Sorry.
I'll have a new one up today.